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[PeterT]

IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.

[silvan4now]

Originally Posted by PeterT

IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.

LOL

[Figlilly]

Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an attorney sits in the seat by the aisle.

The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the physician in the window seat says, “I think I’ll get up and get a coke.”

“No problem,” says the attorney, “I’m by the aisle. I’ll get it for you.”

While he’s gone, one of the physicians picks up the attorney’s shoe and spits in it. When he returns with the coke, the other physician says, “That looks good, I think I’ll have one too.”

Again, the attorney obligingly fetches the drink. While he’s gone, the other physician picks up the other shoe and spits in it.

The lawyer comes back and they all sit back and enjoy the flight. As the plane is landing, however, the attorney slips his feet into his shoes and realizes immediately what has happened.

“How long must this go on?” he asks the physicians. “This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?”

[orlok]

A couple or three anagrams to keep us going:

The word stifle is an anagram of itself.

I copied an anagram for "teaching" off someone else in a test. It was cheating.

Election results - "Lies! Let's recount!"

[Fbone]

You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

[Fbone]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Now it's my turn.

Which means you didn't grow up in the 80s or you never owned a calculator.

[badgoodDeb]

Originally Posted by Fbone

Which means you didn't grow up in the 80s or you never owned a calculator.

Yeah, we didn't use that phrase, in the 70's. I forget what we used, but it wasn't that. HELLO was one, but I think there was another.....

[Daithi]

We did 5318008, but close enough.

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by orlok

...The word stifle is an anagram of itself....

That one threw me for a few seconds.

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by Fbone

Which means you didn't grow up in the 80s or you never owned a calculator.

I remember 3606 342 being the punchline to a religious joke.

[badgoodDeb]

Originally Posted by Daithi

We did 5318008, but close enough.

This one rings a bell. It implies (to me) a appreciation for the target object. The other number implies a lack of them (more a criticism, if you are a female). So I guess the two don't seem quite as close to me.

Just sayin.

Easter is almost here:

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

I remember 3606 342 being the punchline to a religious joke.

I fixed the number. It was 3909 347.

[badgoodDeb]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

I fixed the number. It was 3909 347.

(You sure? I can't make sense of that one either.)

[Daithi]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

I fixed the number. It was 3909 347.

LhE bObE ?