The Monster Resembled a Pineapple

Rob H. · 07-25-2017, 11:07 AM

Readers who enjoy horror and/or humor should check out The Monster Resembled a Pineapple: Tales of Weird Childhood Fear by Rob Herzog.

It is a memoir of absurd childhood fears, both creepy and funny.

Anyone who freaked out about boogeymen as a kid will be able to relate to the accounts presented in this short book. Overall, it's lots of fun.

It's free for KDP Select readers and can be purchased in various formats on Amazon starting at $2.99.

If the links I included below do not take you to the right place, then simply search for the title on Amazon.

Thank you for your consideration.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....1uqeWgeHjL.jpg

https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Resem...ed+a+pineapple

Cinisajoy · 07-25-2017, 11:38 AM

Second link worked great.
Though if I might give you a little tip. Always make it easy for someone to find your product.
I did do a search for that title. You are one of the lucky ones as no one else has a title even close to it.
Trust me when I say people are not going to search for an unknown author.

For anyone interested, the book is about 50 pages long.

Rob H. · 07-25-2017, 10:06 PM

I appreciate the advice.

davidfor · 07-26-2017, 12:53 AM

I love the cover. Perfect for the title.

Rob H. · 09-15-2017, 07:49 AM

The Monster Resembled a Pineapple: Tales of Weird Childhood Fear is free for the next five days. I suggest reading it after watching IT at the movie theaters.https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Resem...pineapple+book

07-25-2017, 11:07 AM	#1
Rob H. Junior Member Posts: 3 Karma: 10 Join Date: Jul 2017 Device: none	The Monster Resembled a Pineapple Readers who enjoy horror and/or humor should check out The Monster Resembled a Pineapple: Tales of Weird Childhood Fear by Rob Herzog. It is a memoir of absurd childhood fears, both creepy and funny. Anyone who freaked out about boogeymen as a kid will be able to relate to the accounts presented in this short book. Overall, it's lots of fun. It's free for KDP Select readers and can be purchased in various formats on Amazon starting at $2.99. If the links I included below do not take you to the right place, then simply search for the title on Amazon. Thank you for your consideration. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....1uqeWgeHjL.jpg https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Resem...ed+a+pineapple

07-25-2017, 11:38 AM	#2
Cinisajoy Just a Yellow Smiley. Posts: 19,161 Karma: 83862859 Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Texas Device: K4, K5, fire, kobo, galaxy	Second link worked great. Though if I might give you a little tip. Always make it easy for someone to find your product. I did do a search for that title. You are one of the lucky ones as no one else has a title even close to it. Trust me when I say people are not going to search for an unknown author. For anyone interested, the book is about 50 pages long. Last edited by Cinisajoy; 07-25-2017 at 11:42 AM.

09-15-2017, 07:49 AM	#5
Rob H. Junior Member Posts: 3 Karma: 10 Join Date: Jul 2017 Device: none	Free for all. The Monster Resembled a Pineapple: Tales of Weird Childhood Fear is free for the next five days. I suggest reading it after watching IT at the movie theaters.https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Resem...pineapple+book

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