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Old 01-01-2009, 02:46 PM   #1
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She came into my office smelling of lollypops and cheap T-Bird wine.


She had the kind of face that only a Killer Klown would love.
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Old 01-01-2009, 03:01 PM   #2
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You understand the rules? -- Remember: Only one sentence. Here's some of my own; perhaps I'll use them someday in a novel.



She had the kind of Doo-Dads you don't see in an antique store.



She came into my office smelling of lollypops and cheap T-Bird wine.


She had the kind of face that only a Killer Klown would love.
You seem to be reading too much pulp fiction, Don.
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You understand the rules? -- Remember: Only one sentence. Here's some of my own; perhaps I'll use them someday in a novel.



She had the kind of Doo-Dads you don't see in an antique store.



She came into my office smelling of lollypops and cheap T-Bird wine.


She had the kind of face that only a Killer Klown would love.
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“That’s not what she means,” I said. “She means, like, we are what’s happened to us. So if you take away what’s happened to us, then, you know…Well, who would you be?”

That's, of course, by Nick Hornsby. Sorry; I know, that is very strictly seen more than one sentence.
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“That’s not what she means,” I said. “She means, like, we are what’s happened to us. So if you take away what’s happened to us, then, you know…Well, who would you be?”
That's, of course, by Nick Hornsby. Sorry; I know, that is very strictly seen more than one sentence.

Ooops.
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Old 01-01-2009, 03:28 PM   #7
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That's, of course, by Nick Hornsby. Sorry; I know, that is very strictly seen more than one sentence.

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