07-07-2020, 06:31 AM | #11041 |
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What do you call a person who breaks saxophones?
A sax offender! |
07-07-2020, 06:47 AM | #11042 |
Not scared!
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I was attacked by a man who threw Cheerios, Weetabix and Corn Flakes at me.
Police said he was a cereal offender. |
07-07-2020, 08:45 PM | #11043 |
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Didn't his brother stamp on Special K, Muesli and Rice Crispies?
He was a cereal killer. |
07-07-2020, 10:34 PM | #11044 | |
Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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07-08-2020, 06:19 AM | #11045 |
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What do you call a really unimportant elephant?
Irrelephant. |
07-08-2020, 03:44 PM | #11046 |
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07-08-2020, 08:13 PM | #11047 | |
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I know for sure, because otherwise I wouldn't be good friends with Ringo Starr. My cat. The cat in the next house over is named Eric Clapton. They were brothers on the run on the Swedish countryside. Mostly woods. And they decided to stayed here. Last edited by Adoby; 07-08-2020 at 08:15 PM. |
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07-09-2020, 06:47 AM | #11048 |
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Dud notes are counter-unfit!
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07-09-2020, 08:27 PM | #11049 |
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07-10-2020, 05:50 AM | #11050 |
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There is literally no way to convey sarcasm through text.
/s |
07-10-2020, 06:58 AM | #11051 |
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07-10-2020, 08:35 PM | #11052 |
Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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Yeah. Right.
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07-15-2020, 07:41 AM | #11053 |
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I just got a job at the local Taxi cab company,
Now I just need to find a ride to get there!!! |
07-16-2020, 05:59 AM | #11054 |
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I'm writing a book about poets who have been jailed.
It's called prose and cons. |
07-16-2020, 10:58 PM | #11055 |
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