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drjd · 10-19-2018, 05:30 AM

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.

The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."

The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"

The man replies, "No, just spots."

Fbone · 10-19-2018, 11:18 AM

None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.

Fbone · 10-20-2018, 01:54 PM

Saying the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results, is called parenting.

drjd · 10-21-2018, 05:50 AM

The neurologist wanted to propose to his girl friend, but he just didn't have the nerve.

drjd · 10-22-2018, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

Saying the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results, is called parenting.

If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…

Adoby · 10-22-2018, 04:29 PM

I love hard manual labor.

I can watch for hours.

drjd · 10-23-2018, 06:22 AM

Dieting fraud is high weigh robbery.

Fbone · 10-23-2018, 09:00 PM

Please go play with your brother. That’s basically the reason we had him.

cromag · 10-24-2018, 12:34 AM

(Found on the internet.)

First Roman: "You wouldn't believe how many girlfriends I've had. Go ahead, guess!"

Second Roman: "MMM ..."

First Roman: "Don't be ridiculous! Not that many!"

drjd · 10-24-2018, 05:39 AM

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive

drjd · 10-26-2018, 11:48 AM

Chuck Norris does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.

Fbone · 10-26-2018, 07:37 PM

Relationships are easier if one of you is a cake.

GlennD · 10-26-2018, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjd

Chuck Norris does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.

Oh, come on. This one is a little far-fetched.

drjd · 10-27-2018, 07:15 AM

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Fbone · 10-27-2018, 12:38 PM

We’re all strangers here, some are just stranger than others.

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10-19-2018, 05:30 AM	#10276
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" The man replies, "No, just spots."

10-19-2018, 11:18 AM	#10277
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.

10-20-2018, 01:54 PM	#10278
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Saying the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results, is called parenting.

10-21-2018, 05:50 AM	#10279
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	The neurologist wanted to propose to his girl friend, but he just didn't have the nerve.

10-22-2018, 04:29 PM	#10281
Adoby Handy Elephant Posts: 1,736 Karma: 26785668 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Southern Sweden, far out in the quiet woods Device: Thinkpad E595, Ubuntu Mate, Huawei Mediapad 5, Bouye Likebook Plus	I love hard manual labor. I can watch for hours.

10-23-2018, 06:22 AM	#10282
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Dieting fraud is high weigh robbery.

10-23-2018, 09:00 PM	#10283
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Please go play with your brother. That’s basically the reason we had him.

10-24-2018, 12:34 AM	#10284
cromag Surfin the alpha waves ~~ Posts: 24,295 Karma: 459220161 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: New Jersey Device: Jetbook Lite & Mini, Nook STR, Kobo, Hanvon N516, Kindle 2, Androids	(Found on the internet.) First Roman: "You wouldn't believe how many girlfriends I've had. Go ahead, guess!" Second Roman: "MMM ..." First Roman: "Don't be ridiculous! Not *that* many!"

10-24-2018, 05:39 AM	#10285
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive

10-26-2018, 11:48 AM	#10286
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Chuck Norris does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.

10-26-2018, 07:37 PM	#10287
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Relationships are easier if one of you is a cake.

10-27-2018, 07:15 AM	#10289
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

10-27-2018, 12:38 PM	#10290
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	We’re all strangers here, some are just stranger than others.