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Old 05-17-2017, 06:23 AM   #9721
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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked, 'Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude . . .?'

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, 'I guess you'd be eating alone.'
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Old 05-19-2017, 05:37 AM   #9722
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:48 AM   #9723
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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked, 'Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude . . .?'

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, 'I guess you'd be eating alone.'
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:02 AM   #9724
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Old 05-20-2017, 01:55 AM   #9725
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Old 05-20-2017, 05:58 AM   #9726
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Old 05-22-2017, 07:10 AM   #9727
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Old 05-23-2017, 01:53 PM   #9728
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Old 05-23-2017, 02:04 PM   #9729
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Old 05-24-2017, 05:16 AM   #9730
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Old 05-25-2017, 05:48 AM   #9731
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Old 05-25-2017, 07:40 AM   #9732
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