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Old 08-19-2008, 01:47 PM   #16
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And take that clothes-hanger-wielding Amazon with you! ('Cause if my wife catches her in there, we're all in Dutch!)
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:48 PM   #17
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DAMMIT! He got away! Oh well, I'll just use this wire hanger to hang up Steve's wife's sweater and let her punish him for releasing the pandorg and making shoulder hickies on her sweater. (sneaky giggle)
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And take that clothes-hanger-wielding Amazon with you! ('Cause if my wife catches her in there, we're all in Dutch!)
Amazon? It's just little old me. You know, Ma'am. (Don't call me Dix, becuase think of what it sounds like you are calling me..) Amazon my butt... that's baddebgood.....
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:51 PM   #19
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I hate these mid-day bad dreams. That's it: No more rarebit for me!
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:52 PM   #20
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I hate these mid-day bad dreams. That's it: No more rarebit for me!
How about some hossenfeffer instead? Cook! Cook! Where's his hossenfeffer?
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:03 PM   #21
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No, no, no, I don't want hossenfeffer! How do you think I got into this bad-dreaming mess? I need real sustenance. I need protein. I need... eggs!

Preferably deviled. With a touch of mustard, and paprika for presentation. And Polish Kielbasa, sliced into little ovals, you know, like you serve 'em for Christmas.

And if you bring any Egg Beaters into this house, I'll beat you to death and stuff you into the carton!
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:10 PM   #22
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So would you beat her to death with an egg beater? Just asking..

I know, I know! Run for it!

Bizet Proof!
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:11 PM   #23
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Huh! that didn't work.


Scuffle ScuffleScuffleScuffleScuffleScuffleScuffle

SLAM!!
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:15 PM   #24
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I'll deal with Jordan after I finish hog-tying that pandorg whatzit. C'mere you little critter.....
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:17 PM   #25
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Quick into a nearby phone booth..


And Clark Kent steps out...
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:21 PM   #26
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... and mild-mannerdly looks at what's coming barrelling toward him and .....
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:24 PM   #27
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:28 PM   #28
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Wow, that's the fastest acutelation I've ever seen. That wily but cute little evil pandorg slammed right into Kent. Pandorgs are only about 3 feet high, and so Kent is rolling around on the ground now. Who would'a thunk a pandorg to the crotch is deadlier than Kryptonite?
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We have beaks.

And retractable fins.
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Gotcha! Maybe so, but I'm betting you wish you had opposable thumbs! Try getting out of this net!
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