04-23-2018, 06:27 PM | #10081 |
Snoozing in the sun
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04-25-2018, 09:19 AM | #10082 |
The Couch Potato
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There are two types of people in this world:… Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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04-26-2018, 09:30 AM | #10083 |
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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04-26-2018, 11:09 AM | #10084 | |
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And the users had to work around it, until the next upgrade. Whenever that would be. . . . Last edited by Greg Anos; 04-26-2018 at 11:12 AM. |
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05-01-2018, 04:41 AM | #10085 |
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The other day my friend was telling me that I didn’t understand what irony meant. … Which is ironic, because we were standing at a bus stop.
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05-04-2018, 04:27 AM | #10086 |
Connoisseur
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05-04-2018, 05:53 AM | #10087 |
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After the holidays and all those delightful, seasonal treats, a husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tells your fortune and weight.
He drops in a coin and eagerly reads the results. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and an absolutely great lover in bed!" "Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too!" |
05-05-2018, 05:31 AM | #10088 |
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An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.
He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him. The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is your restroom?" The bartender quickly replies, "The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street." |
05-05-2018, 06:17 PM | #10089 |
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Scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
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05-06-2018, 10:00 AM | #10090 |
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05-06-2018, 10:13 AM | #10091 |
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A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven, she said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I’ll go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking wine.”
Miraculously, a parking space opened up right in front of her destination. The woman looked up to heaven and said, “Never mind, Lord; I found one on my own.” |
05-08-2018, 05:04 AM | #10092 |
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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05-09-2018, 06:01 AM | #10093 |
Reborn Paper User
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05-10-2018, 01:07 AM | #10094 |
Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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05-10-2018, 06:14 AM | #10095 |
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