04-24-2017, 12:26 PM | #9691 |
Now what?
Posts: 58,772
Karma: 135181808
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
|
|
04-24-2017, 08:33 PM | #9692 |
Is that a sandwich?
Posts: 8,189
Karma: 100500000
Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
|
Tennis players can never find happiness. Love means nothing to them.
|
04-25-2017, 10:21 AM | #9693 |
The Couch Potato
Posts: 34,509
Karma: 230999999
Join Date: Aug 2015
Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta
|
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Nor is there any future in it.
|
04-27-2017, 05:54 AM | #9694 |
The Couch Potato
Posts: 34,509
Karma: 230999999
Join Date: Aug 2015
Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta
|
The blacksmith wasn't making much money but he forged ahead anyway.
|
04-27-2017, 11:45 AM | #9695 |
Is that a sandwich?
Posts: 8,189
Karma: 100500000
Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
|
I gave away my dead batteries - free of charge.
|
04-28-2017, 11:17 PM | #9696 |
Bah, humbug!
Posts: 39,073
Karma: 157049943
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.
|
|
04-29-2017, 01:11 AM | #9697 |
Is that a sandwich?
Posts: 8,189
Karma: 100500000
Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
|
I watched a documentary about beavers last night. It was the best dam show ever!
|
04-29-2017, 03:35 AM | #9698 |
Bücherwurm
Posts: 45
Karma: 411210
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Munich
Device: Pocketbook Touch Lux 3
|
Modesty is the first of my many virtues.
|
04-29-2017, 06:36 PM | #9699 |
Snoozing in the sun
Posts: 10,137
Karma: 115423645
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Device: iPad Mini, Kobo Touch
|
|
04-30-2017, 02:46 AM | #9700 |
Bücherwurm
Posts: 45
Karma: 411210
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Munich
Device: Pocketbook Touch Lux 3
|
On a blackboard, i and pi having an argument:
i: "Now, be rational!" pi: "Aw c'mon, get real!" |
04-30-2017, 08:19 PM | #9701 |
Is that a sandwich?
Posts: 8,189
Karma: 100500000
Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
|
The tallest building in my city is the library because it has the most stories.
|
05-01-2017, 07:32 PM | #9702 |
curly᷂͓̫̙᷊̥̮̾ͯͤͭͬͦͨ ʎʌɹnɔ
Posts: 3,002
Karma: 50506927
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: ♁ ᴺ₄₅°₃₀' ᵂ₇₃°₃₇' ±₆₀"
Device: K3₃.₄.₃ PW3&4₅.₁₃.₃
|
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak. (Read on Printerest)
|
05-05-2017, 04:27 AM | #9703 |
The Couch Potato
Posts: 34,509
Karma: 230999999
Join Date: Aug 2015
Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta
|
In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that's all in the pasta.
|
05-06-2017, 04:12 AM | #9704 |
The Couch Potato
Posts: 34,509
Karma: 230999999
Join Date: Aug 2015
Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta
|
On land crabs tend to use the sidewalk.
|
05-06-2017, 05:20 PM | #9705 |
Bah, humbug!
Posts: 39,073
Karma: 157049943
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.
|
Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Add from the Mobile Read Library? | danwdoo | Calibre | 8 | 12-03-2014 06:03 PM |
Good Day Eh!! :-) | Gedvondur | Introduce Yourself | 12 | 07-22-2010 12:16 AM |
Classic Is there a way to lighten the background? | rlsamson | Barnes & Noble NOOK | 3 | 06-30-2010 04:56 PM |
Read-in-Microsoft-Reader 1.1.3 add-in released | Alexander Turcic | Reading and Management | 2 | 02-20-2006 03:47 AM |