12-01-2009, 05:44 PM | #1 |
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One of the Many Reasons I Don't Watch TV
Starting soon, the chubbiest martial-arts action star in the world comes to A&E in all new REALITY show based on REALITY that's REAL and not staged, but a REALLY REAL REALITY show (that's REAL).
Steven Seagal - LAWMAN This is how Rome must have been near to the end of that empire collapsing (I bet they had a Stevus Seagalus Maximus). EDIT: Could a Mod change the thread title. I don't know what a 'Reasoin' is, but I don't like the sound of it Last edited by Moejoe; 12-01-2009 at 06:05 PM. |
12-01-2009, 06:47 PM | #2 |
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WOAH! I want to watch this and laugh for hours after!!!!!!!
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12-01-2009, 07:01 PM | #3 |
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Quick, where are my Alexei Sayles reruns!
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12-03-2009, 12:49 PM | #6 |
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"Breaking news! Today all of Hollywood mourns the untimely death of Steven Segal. Mr Segal perished in a tragic wet paper bag acting scene in his latest movie."
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12-03-2009, 01:35 PM | #7 |
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Segal is not my reason fro not watching TV, but these days he would be a good enough reason.
However, I have to admit there are a couple of his earlier movies that I liked and own on DVD, and do admit to occasionally watching. The original Under Siege with Tommie Lee Jones as evil incarnate is not bad (would have been better without the "love" interest -- a lothario Segal is definitely not!!!!). I also liked The Glimmer Man. But if I want to watch action movies from the old days, nothing beats the old Clint Eastwood westerns and Dirty Harry series. Eastwood has the coldest eyes, the eyes I would expect on a nerveless killer. But TV -- what a wasteland. I haven't watched a TV program in years. Occasionally I play a DVD, but not TV (excluding exceptional things like the presidential debates last year, which I did watch). The last really great TV series IMHO was the BBC's Rumpole of the Bailey. |
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he was on The View yesterday (yeah I know, I'm pathetic). he has the personality and sparkle of a pet rock
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12-03-2009, 02:52 PM | #9 |
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This series looks like a whole lot of fun! Too bad I'm sitting in the middle of Germany and cannot watch it!!
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Chuck rates MUCH higher on the evolutionary scale than Seagal
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I'd also put in a vote for 'Life' (David Attenborough) - especially in HD.
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I'm sitting in England, but I'll be downloading this as soon as it hits the web Then I will immediately book myself a padded room for the duration of not less than one week |
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