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Old 05-09-2008, 06:42 PM   #61
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Man,
I wish I understood computer logic jokes.
Have a hard enough time with the "must not eat humans" rules that there is precious little space left for such things.
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Old 05-09-2008, 06:52 PM   #62
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"2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2".
Actually, maybe it's only funny to me. Although, SOMEbody bothered to make up the button. It's more of a Math thing, than computers. Us Mathematicians are always saying "X + Y >= 500" " for sufficiently large values of X". The button just takes it to absurd.

Okay, how about the other button: 6 * 9 = 42 (base 13) which charmed me no end when I first found it.

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Old 05-09-2008, 07:00 PM   #63
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About 10 years ago I was compiling a booklist for something and ran across this; The Delights of Wisdom on the Subject of Conjugial Love, followed by the Gross Pleasure of Folly on the Subject of Scortatory Love by Emmanuel Swedenborg.
Now the internet existed during this time, so once my various Unabridged dictionaries came up short I went online but only came up with references back to the aforementioned title.
By the title one could summize it's meaning but I really wanted a definitive answer so eventually went down to the main branch library and the 20+ volume Oxford and looked. It had three references and no definition. Two were books referring back to Swedenborg's work, and the last was Swedenborg's work.
Now of course, it's readily available;
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Scortatory

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Old 05-09-2008, 07:06 PM   #64
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Actually, maybe it's only funny to me. Although, SOMEbody bothered to make up the button. It's more of a Math thing, than computers. Us Mathematicians are always saying "X + Y >= 500" " for sufficiently large values of X". The button just takes it to absurd.

Okay, how about the other button: 6 * 9 = 42 (base 13) which charmed me no end when I first found it.
Back in operations research classes one of the running lines was "1 among more than 2"
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Old 05-10-2008, 03:45 AM   #65
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Okay, how about the other button: 6 * 9 = 42 (base 13) which charmed me no end when I first found it.
Would I be demonstrating naivety, obtuseness, or stupidity, if I said I understood and liked that?

One of my favorite non fiction books is Metamagical Themas by Douglas Hofstadter. A wonderful book based on columns he wrote for Scientific American (after Martin Gardner's Mathematical Games... you see what Hofstadter did with the title there.. heh)

Among many other odd and peculiar topics he toyed with were "self referential" sentences, like: This sentence is odd grammatical structure constructed with.

That is my example, not his. His are much better and even more peculiar.

One example he discussed was having carved into a desktop in Chicago "This sentence" and then carving into a desktop in Vienna "is concluded in Vienna".

It gets better. And even more peculiar.

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Old 05-10-2008, 04:01 AM   #66
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I know from experience that everyone in Kansas is incontinent.

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Old 05-10-2008, 09:00 AM   #67
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@ Deb:

I have my own (partially salacious) reason for thinking that your math problem is funny, but as for factual evidence to the same, am at a loss.

Became a sailor because I was told there would be no math.

Then they made me navigate. B*stards.
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Old 05-10-2008, 01:26 PM   #68
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I am laughing at my own joke (again). I picture tompe sitting at his desk with a large stack of ponderous dictionaries, methodically "testing" them... cut to the scene outside the building, the scattering passerby, the screech of an unfortunate cat (katzenjammer!), the taxi run into the fire hydrant, and the one young man holding a test victim and saying, "so that's what that means".

Do we have any cartoonists in the house? The above, with the caption quoting tompe, "I have for a very long time used defenestrate to test dictionaries.".

My spleen aches.
DISCLAIMER : not actually a cartoonist, do not play one on television, and have not done any sketching in several years (and you can tell). but since my only desire on this earth is to cheer up PlanetHead (), here we go, spéciale dédicace.
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