07-26-2018, 02:09 AM | #10141 |
Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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Credit: Someone on the internet.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? Spoiler:
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07-27-2018, 05:49 AM | #10142 |
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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07-27-2018, 08:51 AM | #10143 |
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I know that money doesn't make you happy, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on the bus.
--- It's better to be healthy and rich than sick and poor. --- Embroidery with proverb: Translation: Spoiler:
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07-29-2018, 05:57 AM | #10144 |
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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07-29-2018, 08:49 PM | #10145 |
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The other soldiers call him a hot shot!
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07-30-2018, 01:44 PM | #10146 |
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Now he's working in the ole salt mine.
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07-30-2018, 07:18 PM | #10147 |
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07-31-2018, 05:25 AM | #10149 |
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette,with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!" |
08-02-2018, 05:20 AM | #10150 |
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A old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says,"I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"...
Her husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking? She replies, "It's me...talking to the wine." |
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The police are on the lookout for a fake, small psychic. They put out a bulletin "Warning.. Short Medium at Large".
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Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; if you find one, what's your plan?
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