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Old 05-15-2022, 04:21 AM   #11641
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A man in a Cinema notices what looks like a hamster sitting next to him.
"Are you a hamster?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the pictures?"
The hamster replied, "Well, I liked the book."
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Old 05-15-2022, 12:51 PM   #11642
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I put a "No Flyers" sign on my front door.

The next day I found 2 emus, an ostrich and a penguin on the porch.
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Old 05-15-2022, 09:22 PM   #11643
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I put a "No Flyers" sign on my front door.

The next day I found 2 emus, an ostrich and a penguin on the porch.
You dislike the Philadelphia hockey team that much?
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Old 05-15-2022, 09:41 PM   #11644
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Even since the Flyers stopped indulging in bench clearing brawls as part of the pre-game warmup, they've slipped way down my list of favourite hockey team.
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Old 05-15-2022, 10:17 PM   #11645
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Old 05-22-2022, 09:49 PM   #11646
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shouldn't you call it Fund?
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Old 05-23-2022, 05:12 AM   #11647
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Old 05-28-2022, 06:08 AM   #11648
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Old 05-28-2022, 08:36 PM   #11649
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Old 05-29-2022, 03:33 AM   #11650
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Old 05-29-2022, 03:56 PM   #11651
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Old 05-31-2022, 05:41 AM   #11652
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As they walked round the office she started crying and getting cranky.
Her father asked what was wrong.

As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"
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Old 05-31-2022, 11:59 PM   #11653
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Old 06-01-2022, 05:29 AM   #11654
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Old 06-01-2022, 02:02 PM   #11655
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Is that a sequel to his "Armed Heists"?
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