10-31-2019, 04:30 PM | #10651 |
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11-01-2019, 04:02 PM | #10652 |
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11-01-2019, 04:02 PM | #10653 |
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I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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11-01-2019, 05:37 PM | #10654 |
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Love it!
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11-01-2019, 11:06 PM | #10655 | |
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11-02-2019, 05:53 PM | #10656 |
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11-03-2019, 02:13 AM | #10657 |
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But how soft is your fur if you're honest? And what about the purring?
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11-03-2019, 02:34 AM | #10658 |
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11-03-2019, 07:08 AM | #10659 |
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She does call me “Minou”... (kitten in French slang)
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11-04-2019, 03:53 PM | #10660 |
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If you nickel and dime your customers you are unlikely to make a mint, but they may coin a phrase or two about your business sense.
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11-05-2019, 03:07 PM | #10661 |
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If I were to write my autobiography in ancient Norse letters, my life would be runed.
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11-06-2019, 02:41 PM | #10662 |
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To help me lose weight, my doctor recommends a glutton-free diet.
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11-06-2019, 04:41 PM | #10663 |
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Good doctor. I know from experience that eating gluttons makes one put on weight terribly fast, what with all the fat. But they do taste so much better than those skinny beanstalks...
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11-07-2019, 09:07 AM | #10664 |
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Personally, I can't eat fat people or those without podiatric digits.
I'm both glutton and lack toes intolerant. Spoiler:
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11-07-2019, 09:19 AM | #10665 |
o saeclum infacetum
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You're mistaken. Gluttons are much more keto friendly. The skinny need to be buttered if you want to go into ketosis.
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