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Old 01-14-2020, 02:17 PM   #10816
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One of my other buddies quickly chimed in, "-40 degrees..."

Impressed I said, "I didn't know you were so knowledgeable in weather science?"

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Old 01-15-2020, 07:11 AM   #10817
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“Yes,” says Marcia, “a lock of my husband’s hair.”

“But Larry’s still alive?”

“I know, but his hair is gone.”
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Old 01-16-2020, 10:45 AM   #10818
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Old 01-18-2020, 03:14 AM   #10819
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Old 01-18-2020, 06:10 AM   #10820
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Old 01-20-2020, 02:09 PM   #10821
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Timothy McVays home Chemistry set
Switchblade Barney
Pork-n-Beany Babies
Make your own moonshine kit
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Old 01-20-2020, 02:10 PM   #10822
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A flat miner.
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Old 01-21-2020, 06:49 AM   #10823
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.
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Old 01-21-2020, 07:08 AM   #10824
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Old 01-22-2020, 03:43 PM   #10825
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Old 01-22-2020, 07:01 PM   #10826
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Old 01-24-2020, 03:22 AM   #10827
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A monk and a nun are playing tennis. Every time the monk misses a ball, he shouts, "Goddamn, I missed!" The nun tells him not to swear so much, and that the Lord certainly won't like it. But the monk can't help himself, and since he isn't a very good player, the court resounds with his curses: "Goddamn, I missed!", again and again and again. Then suddenly there's a dark cloud above, from which a bolt of lightning comes down and kills the nun. A moment of shocked silence, then a booming voice from above: "Goddamn, I missed!"
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Old 01-24-2020, 05:06 AM   #10828
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Then she brought the picture to her daddy and said, "Daddy, this is a picture of you and me... but I don't have time to draw you."
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Old 01-25-2020, 06:55 AM   #10829
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Old 01-25-2020, 08:26 AM   #10830
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The butcher was asked how he could have lower prices than the big store. He said it was due to staff cuts.
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