Why did the chicken cross the road? - Page 2

happy_terd · 03-24-2010, 08:57 AM

I guess it could have been a duck or something dressed up like a chicken. I think the only real way to know is to ask poohbear.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 03-24-2010, 10:29 AM

Bill Clinton:
"Could you define 'crossed'?

Could you define 'road'?

Could you define 'chicken'?

Could you define 'why'?

...I did not... see... that chicken... cross that road."

Steven Lyle Jordan · 03-24-2010, 10:32 AM

George W. Bush:
"'Cause Dick invited him for huntin' on the other side. Heh-heh, heh-heh..."

Steven Lyle Jordan · 03-24-2010, 10:33 AM

Steve Jordan:
"You'd be cross, too, if some chicken walked all over your asphalt."

Okay, I'm done.

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03-24-2010, 08:57 AM	#16
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I guess it could have been a duck or something dressed up like a chicken. I think the only real way to know is to ask poohbear.

03-24-2010, 10:29 AM	#17
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Bill Clinton: "Could you define 'crossed'? Could you define 'road'? Could you define 'chicken'? Could you define 'why'? ...I did not... see... that chicken... cross that road."

03-24-2010, 10:32 AM	#18
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	George W. Bush: "'Cause Dick invited him for huntin' on the other side. Heh-heh, heh-heh..."

03-24-2010, 10:33 AM	#19
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Steve Jordan: "You'd be cross, too, if some chicken walked all over your asphalt." Okay, I'm done.

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