06-15-2011, 06:08 AM | #121 |
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More than ready, we have bullet prof vests for our doggie allies !!!
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06-15-2011, 06:12 AM | #122 |
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Our friends Moles have been excavating a way to their coop too while the Trojan Chicken was distracting them !!!
We should had put some automatic defense on the Trojan Chicken tho, like shooting harpoons or nets, yum such a feast it would be, yum!!! |
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Now this is a campaign! Oh those poor yummy chickens - they have no idea what they are up against.
We now have land, air and sea superiority. Won't be long now boys |
06-15-2011, 06:38 AM | #124 |
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Ha! Dogs think they can use knives and forks! No opposable thumbs, I'm afraid..
Pooh, getting away from them is going to be easier than I thought! I've put the coop out of harms reach now.. |
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tee-hee-hee...That used to be true but not anymore:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_dogs_have_opposable_thumbs Plus, all of our troops on this mission have been genetically adapted to enable full use of our thumbs. We can even drive HumVees: |
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But haven't you been missing like a chicken every few days? But that wasn't the moles doing either |
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06-15-2011, 07:29 AM | #127 |
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Time for a little R&R, what with all this fighting going on, maybe catch a movie?
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The decoys don't show up on the thermal goggles BTW, our artificial ones do emit heat signature just like the ones of you, so you won't have any luck that way too But unfortunately you're right about the coop, the moles did say they haven't seen any life for a few days, but our dear snatchers seem to be on the right track !!! |
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^ we knew you knew we knew you were trying to deceive us...
But we do know where the real coop is [well, we think we know...] Moles ain't what they used to be |
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Time to call in the reinforcements:
If all else fails, we have "Plan B"... |
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oh noes!!!!
Isn't that against the Kentucky Convention? I mean, no bigger chicken wing lover than me, but jeez... At least pluck the little guy first |
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Ten-hut troops! Just thought y'all might like a little inspiration - those feathery fowls are proving fiendishly tough to find.
Maybe this will keep your spirits up: |
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I have troops taking care of that, our snatchers, the air force squad. We're fine with them, the poor chickens won't see them so far as above the clouds
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06-15-2011, 12:54 PM | #135 |
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don't worry, the chickens are about to be fricasseed..their goose is cooked!
After all, no one escapes SAFE*! *SAFE: Society for the Advancement of Fowl Eating (copyright, 2011) |
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