02-08-2018, 01:58 PM | #10006 |
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Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.
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02-11-2018, 05:03 AM | #10007 |
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“Your waffle iron isn’t working, dear!”
“Please just stay away from my laptop grandma!!!” |
02-11-2018, 11:42 AM | #10008 |
Close to the Edit!
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02-11-2018, 01:10 PM | #10009 |
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The troupe of Mimes leaped out at the
unsuspecting passer-by and did unspeakable things...... |
02-12-2018, 04:18 AM | #10010 |
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Q: What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
A: They're hiring. |
02-12-2018, 09:11 AM | #10011 |
Close to the Edit!
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A very rich and respected lady held a tea party for her wealthy and influential friends, and ate more cucumber sandwiches than were good for her.
During one of those deadly silences that happens in even the best of parties, a colossal breaking of wind came from the hostesses' direction. Never one to be easily embarrassed, she quickly said to her butler "James, stop that immediately!" The butler turned slowly and replied in his most superior voice, "Certainly madam, which way did it go?" |
02-15-2018, 06:34 AM | #10012 |
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A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have searched 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues in the evening.
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02-19-2018, 05:34 PM | #10013 |
Bah, humbug!
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Some things were not meant to be seen by human eyes.
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02-20-2018, 12:31 AM | #10014 |
Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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02-22-2018, 04:25 PM | #10015 |
Bah, humbug!
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Some of you won't sleep tonight after seeing this graphic.
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02-22-2018, 04:43 PM | #10016 |
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AArggggh. Indeed.
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02-22-2018, 06:59 PM | #10017 |
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My eyes! My eyes!
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02-22-2018, 09:59 PM | #10018 |
Snoozing in the sun
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Now that’s just cruelty to people wot likes there langwidge.
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02-22-2018, 11:04 PM | #10019 |
Bah, humbug!
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02-23-2018, 12:54 AM | #10020 |
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That first one reminds me of my HS physics teacher's favorite "latin" saying:
Semper ubi sub ubi. |
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