Silliness Chicken - Page 165

Dylrob · 06-06-2014, 07:55 PM

*ignites the rocket-engine-esque burner under the enormous pot of water Poohbear is paddling through*

poohbear_nc · 06-06-2014, 08:25 PM

OHHHH .... is this a hot springs? I see steam rising, and bubbles ..... and CARROTS!

*chicken jumps out of melting canoe onto the shore of a deserted island in the middle of the lake*

Whew! That was close! But now I'm safe - I took the only canoe.

Solitaire1 · 06-07-2014, 12:11 PM

*Narrator's Voice (ala "Rocky And Bullwinkle") Is Heard Saying:*

Unbeknownst to our intrepid chicken, the island he has landed on is home of the Galliform Consumption Society. It is a group devoted to find better and more tasty ways to prepare chicken.

In the distance, our heroic chicken sees a massive coop. Approaching the coop, he sees that it contains thousands of fully grown chickens.

Suddenly, an alarm sounds and an announcement is heard: Attention! Free chicken detected! Free chicken detected!

A large number of roving robots appear and begin seeking out their target...

Will PoohBear escape?

Will PoohBear end up a meal on the Galliform Consumption Society Table?

poohbear_nc · 06-07-2014, 12:41 PM

*chicken changes channel on his TV and is now located on Gilligan's Island*

Solitaire1 · 06-07-2014, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

*chicken changes channel on his TV and is now located on Gilligan's Island*

Are you sure that's a wise idea? It has been years since the Castaways have seen a chicken or had a chicken dinner, then you appear. What do you think the result will be?

Dylrob · 06-07-2014, 06:16 PM

Regardless, the island will soon melt into the soup!

poohbear_nc · 06-07-2014, 08:11 PM

*chicken builds a chicken sized raft from the remnants of the Minnow & sails safely back to the mainland, leaving the boiling sea behind*

Whew! Now to rejoin my friends for a nice whole grain snack.

Dylrob · 06-08-2014, 12:49 AM

*A moment later Poohbear runs into the giant, encircling metal wall that is the side of the pot*

poohbear_nc · 06-08-2014, 11:54 AM

CLANG! Ouch! That hurt!

A giant metal wall, eh?

*flip, flip, flip* Ah - placing an order for ACME suction cup shoes - delivered by drone of course.

Dylrob · 06-08-2014, 12:35 PM

Did we mention that it's a nonstick pot?

red_phoenix · 06-08-2014, 12:43 PM

*sends in a skyhook helicopter to extract pooh from the "pot"*

Dylrob · 06-08-2014, 01:15 PM

*Helicopter is unable to fly through the rising steam of the pot and has to turn back*

poohbear_nc · 06-08-2014, 01:22 PM

*rising steam wafts the tiny chicken above the pot, where red's helicopter safely scoops him aboard to safety*

5thWiggleWife · 06-08-2014, 06:31 PM

Dylrob - next time put the lid on.

Glorfindel · 06-08-2014, 08:34 PM

Wasn't that pot a little overkill? I mean, supposing you cooked a chicken would you even be able to taste it?

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06-06-2014, 07:55 PM	#2461
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,141 Karma: 47366760 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	ignites the rocket-engine-esque burner under the enormous pot of water Poohbear is paddling through

06-06-2014, 08:25 PM	#2462
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,876 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	OHHHH .... is this a hot springs? I see steam rising, and bubbles ..... and CARROTS! chicken jumps out of melting canoe onto the shore of a deserted island in the middle of the lake Whew! That was close! But now I'm safe - I took the only canoe.

06-07-2014, 12:11 PM	#2463
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,259 Karma: 66698846 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	Narrator's Voice (ala "Rocky And Bullwinkle") Is Heard Saying: Unbeknownst to our intrepid chicken, the island he has landed on is home of the Galliform Consumption Society. It is a group devoted to find better and more tasty ways to prepare chicken. In the distance, our heroic chicken sees a massive coop. Approaching the coop, he sees that it contains thousands of fully grown chickens. Suddenly, an alarm sounds and an announcement is heard: Attention! Free chicken detected! Free chicken detected! A large number of roving robots appear and begin seeking out their target... Will PoohBear escape? Will PoohBear end up a meal on the Galliform Consumption Society Table?

06-07-2014, 12:41 PM	#2464
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,876 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	chicken changes channel on his TV and is now located on Gilligan's Island

06-07-2014, 06:16 PM	#2466
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,141 Karma: 47366760 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Regardless, the island will soon melt into the soup!

06-07-2014, 08:11 PM	#2467
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,876 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	chicken builds a chicken sized raft from the remnants of the Minnow & sails safely back to the mainland, leaving the boiling sea behind Whew! Now to rejoin my friends for a nice whole grain snack.

06-08-2014, 12:49 AM	#2468
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,141 Karma: 47366760 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	A moment later Poohbear runs into the giant, encircling metal wall that is the side of the pot

06-08-2014, 11:54 AM	#2469
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,876 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	CLANG! Ouch! That hurt! A giant metal wall, eh? flip, flip, flip Ah - placing an order for ACME suction cup shoes - delivered by drone of course.

06-08-2014, 12:35 PM	#2470
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,141 Karma: 47366760 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Did we mention that it's a nonstick pot?

06-08-2014, 12:43 PM	#2471
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	sends in a skyhook helicopter to extract pooh from the "pot"

06-08-2014, 06:31 PM	#2474
5thWiggleWife I’m a Happy Boy! Posts: 12,791 Karma: 96828311 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know) Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini	Dylrob - next time put the lid on.

06-08-2014, 01:15 PM	#2472
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,141 Karma: 47366760 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Helicopter is unable to fly through the rising steam of the pot and has to turn back

06-08-2014, 01:22 PM	#2473
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,876 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	rising steam wafts the tiny chicken above the pot, where red's helicopter safely scoops him aboard to safety

06-08-2014, 08:34 PM	#2475
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,757 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO	Wasn't that pot a little overkill? I mean, supposing you cooked a chicken would you even be able to taste it?