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Old 02-20-2013, 03:22 PM   #6121
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What best selling book did the bovine write when her male friend passed away?

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Old 02-20-2013, 03:22 PM   #6122
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Old 02-20-2013, 03:58 PM   #6123
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Renè Descartes was sitting in a pub and the barkeeper asks: "You like another beer?"
Descartes answers: "No, I don't think!"

POOF!!! and he disappears....


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Renè Descartes stated: "Cogito ergo sum! (I think, therefore I am!)"
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Old 02-20-2013, 05:05 PM   #6124
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Maybe we could ask Steven522 to add explanations in spoilers when he posts for those of us who are 'challenged.'
From the wide range of my posts in this thread, I'm sure 50% of them need no explanation at all, 50% of them should not be explained at all, and the other 50% are better off left at the confused stares and head-scratching state.
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Old 02-20-2013, 05:42 PM   #6125
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Steven, you obviously had the same maths teacher as Stitchawl and me!
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:33 PM   #6126
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:35 PM   #6127
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From the wide range of my posts in this thread, I'm sure 50% of them need no explanation at all, 50% of them should not be explained at all, and the other 50% are better off left at the confused stares and head-scratching state.
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Steven, you obviously had the same maths teacher as Stitchawl and me!

How'd you spot that? I didn't see anything amiss.


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Old 02-20-2013, 07:46 PM   #6128
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Steven, you obviously had the same maths teacher as Stitchawl and me!
What do you mean by "maths"!?
You aren't using a handful of polyhedral dice for that?
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Old 02-21-2013, 12:16 AM   #6129
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How'd you spot that? I didn't see anything amiss.


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Old 02-21-2013, 12:19 AM   #6130
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What do you mean by "maths"!?
You aren't using a handful of polyhedral dice for that?
I wouldn't do a thing like that! We say "maths" short for mathematics. You say "math" presumably in order to economise on the letter "s".
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:30 AM   #6131
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Old 02-21-2013, 08:48 AM   #6132
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Old 02-21-2013, 10:04 AM   #6133
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Old 02-21-2013, 01:18 PM   #6134
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She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers;
She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating.
Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "And do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other. very confused..
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I always wondered how they fit a seal in those boxes.
It's rather easy, actually. You wrap the box around the seal and applies pressure. Using pressure in food conservation is a new trend - but unfortunately the method often causes the seal to break and the food is ruined
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