Silliness Significant announcement - Page 3

zelda_pinwheel · 06-16-2009, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Anyone out there with mad book making skillz who will PLEASE make a Sony compatable copy for the dog? THANK YOU!!!!

yo pshwynk ! you have calibre, right ? just add your mobi version, select the title, change the output format to "epub" (or lrf) and click "convert ebook".

Peverel · 06-16-2009, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Anyone out there with mad book making skillz who will PLEASE make a Sony compatable copy for the dog? THANK YOU!!!!

Erm I have an LRF I just made. Just don't know what to do with it now re getting it on the forum oh hang on........

zelda_pinwheel · 06-16-2009, 05:27 PM

thank you peverel ! but could you start a new thread to upload that in the appropriate format section ? that would be perfect !

pshrynk · 06-16-2009, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

yo pshwynk ! you have calibre, right ? just add your mobi version, select the title, change the output format to "epub" (or lrf) and click "convert ebook".

Yeah, but I'm in the middle of a bunker with steel walls all around and not a really good web access for my computer that has calibre on it. If it's not done by this evening when I go home, then I'll get to it...

zelda_pinwheel · 06-16-2009, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Yeah, but I'm in the middle of a bunker with steel walls all around and not a really good web access for my computer that has calibre on it. If it's not done by this evening when I go home, then I'll get to it...

no worries, it appears peverel has come to your rescue.

pshrynk · 06-16-2009, 05:38 PM

I put it in the uploads section already.

Peverel · 06-16-2009, 05:41 PM

ok I have uploaded an EPUB and a LRF

oops two LRFs now sorry

pshrynk · 06-16-2009, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peverel

ok I have uploaded an EPUB and a LRF

oops two LRFs now sorry

I'll fix that.

zelda_pinwheel · 06-16-2009, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenne

Oh, great cover, Z!!!!!!!!!

Will download the prc now

Thanks, pshrynkie!

i'm so glad you like it !

pshrynk · 06-18-2009, 09:18 AM

In keeping with the great traditions of Tor, I have reviewed the mobi version of the mexico Vacation and it is crap. The formatting was totally screwed up and I did not actually proofreed it enough in the rush to get it to market and make bundles of cash on the residuals. So, in amongst all my free time, i am going to re-do the HTML and then re-upolad mobi, Epub, and lrf versions. If you were planning on doing any other conversions, please wait for the final version before doing so.

Pshrynk Productions accepts absolutely no responsibility for any damages incurred by its crappy formatting of the Saga. We were dringking ZCD's whilst doing it. We blame Adrian.*

*When he is out of hearing range.

Catire · 06-18-2009, 09:33 AM

Dear Montsnmags International (Holdings) & pshrynk publishing ,

We are writing on behalf of Catire to inform you that at one point he said Mexico and therefore claims copyright on the word, he also owns a dog and claims copyright on all dog pictures.

Please remove any and all pictures of dogs and the use of the word Mexico or we will be forced to take legal actions against your company, and by legal actions we mean that we will call you and hang up without saying a word repeatedly.

For answers to frequently asked questions, please follow the link below:

Information

Sincerely,

Lawyer Guy

vivaldirules · 06-18-2009, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

We blame Adrian.*

Hey, you're a writer, say we. Not an editor nor a typesetter be. Nor a publisher, see? Nor a stenographicator, erm......whatever. Yes, blame Adrian. (doggie turns and high-tails it)

montsnmags · 06-19-2009, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

...
Pshrynk Productions accepts absolutely no responsibility for any damages incurred by its crappy formatting of the Saga. We were dringking ZCD's whilst doing it.

Hah! You were drinking ZCD's while writing it.

Quote:

We blame Adrian.*

*When he is out of hearing range.

He's invisible. How would you know? (Presumably by the absence of a banana-shaped projectile bouncing off your forehead).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catire

Dear Montsnmags International (Holdings) & pshrynk publishing ,

We are writing on behalf of Catire to inform you that at one point he said Mexico and therefore claims copyright on the word, he also owns a dog and claims copyright on all dog pictures.

Dear Lawyer Guy. As CEO of Montsnmags International (Holdings) (and affiliates, shelf-companies, secret shareholders, etc.) I would like to note that certain actions taken by our company in the realms of chronophysics and deity-contracts mean that, technically, God (he actually prefers "Sam", but, you know, whatever), was performing work-for-hire with us when he created this particular universe (actually his only one - talk about your one-hit wonder). As such, Montsnmags International (Holdings) (and affiliates, shelf-companies, secret shareholders, etc.) own, by default, copyright on this universe. As such, we hereby claim ownership of the copyright to:

Mexico
pictures of dogs
dogs
cats
your every word
your every possession
every breath you take
every move you make
every other Sting song too
everything
everybody
rock your body
everybody
rock your body right
Backstreet's back alright!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Should you wish to proceed with your legal actions, I refer you to the head of the Montsnmags Legal Department, Nosferatu, who will assign, from the department's legion of undead lawyers, a point of contact. So that they can open a case file within an apropriate sub-department, we would ask that you please specify your bloodtype in your correspondence.

Yours greedily,
Marc
CEO Montsnmags Enterprises

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Hey, you're a writer, say we. Not an editor nor a typesetter be. Nor a publisher, see? Nor a stenographicator, erm......whatever. Yes, blame Adrian. (doggie turns and high-tails it)

...better not be to a room with windows. You know how he likes windows...for the drama of course.

Cheers,
Marc

Catire · 06-19-2009, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Dear Lawyer Guy. As CEO of Montsnmags International (Holdings) (and affiliates, shelf-companies, secret shareholders, etc.) I would like to note that certain actions taken by our company in the realms of chronophysics and deity-contracts mean that, technically, God (he actually prefers "Sam", but, you know, whatever), was performing work-for-hire with us when he created this particular universe (actually his only one - talk about your one-hit wonder). As such, Montsnmags International (Holdings) (and affiliates, shelf-companies, secret shareholders, etc.) own, by default, copyright on this universe. As such, we hereby claim ownership of the copyright to:

Mexico
pictures of dogs
dogs
cats
your every word
your every possession
every breath you take
every move you make
every other Sting song too
everything
everybody
rock your body
everybody
rock your body right
Backstreet's back alright!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Should you wish to proceed with your legal actions, I refer you to the head of the Montsnmags Legal Department, Nosferatu, who will assign, from the department's legion of undead lawyers, a point of contact. So that they can open a case file within an apropriate sub-department, we would ask that you please specify your bloodtype in your correspondence.

Yours greedily,
Marc
CEO

Dear CEO of Montsnmags International (Holdings) (and affiliates, shelf-companies, secret shareholders,)

We would like to inform you that on behalf of Catire we have filed a motion of “EGO sum purgamentum vos es gluten” on the courts of Portugal(The only courts that can legally affect anything on this board).

We are aware of the claims this God(Sam) character you make reference to and we dismiss his claims of creation because it is a proven fact that HE/SHE/WHO?/IT/THEM/ is not the creator.

Here is the information you requested: Blood type

Yours truly,

Lawyer Guy

GeoffC · 06-19-2009, 12:45 PM

Fair Play - play fair .....

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06-16-2009, 05:27 PM	#33
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	thank you peverel ! but could you start a new thread to upload that in the appropriate format section ? that would be perfect !

06-16-2009, 05:38 PM	#36
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I put it in the uploads section already.

06-16-2009, 05:41 PM	#37
Peverel Still Easily Confused Posts: 889 Karma: 505319 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hampshire/Berkshire/Surrey - yes I am that big Device: Kindle	ok I have uploaded an EPUB and a LRF oops two LRFs now sorry

06-18-2009, 09:18 AM	#40
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	In keeping with the great traditions of Tor, I have reviewed the mobi version of the mexico Vacation and it is crap. The formatting was totally screwed up and I did not actually proofreed it enough in the rush to get it to market and make bundles of cash on the residuals. So, in amongst all my free time, i am going to re-do the HTML and then re-upolad mobi, Epub, and lrf versions. If you were planning on doing any other conversions, please wait for the final version before doing so. Pshrynk Productions accepts absolutely no responsibility for any damages incurred by its crappy formatting of the Saga. We were dringking ZCD's whilst doing it. We blame Adrian.* *When he is out of hearing range.

06-18-2009, 09:33 AM	#41
Catire Lord of the Universe Posts: 670 Karma: 737849 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Maturin , Venezuela Device: Sony Reader PRS-505 / PSP	Dear Montsnmags International (Holdings) & pshrynk publishing , We are writing on behalf of Catire to inform you that at one point he said Mexico and therefore claims copyright on the word, he also owns a dog and claims copyright on all dog pictures. Please remove any and all pictures of dogs and the use of the word Mexico or we will be forced to take legal actions against your company, and by legal actions we mean that we will call you and hang up without saying a word repeatedly. For answers to frequently asked questions, please follow the link below: Information Sincerely, Lawyer Guy

06-19-2009, 12:45 PM	#45
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Fair Play - play fair .....

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