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Old 08-21-2008, 02:27 PM   #256
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:30 PM   #257
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:31 PM   #258
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:33 PM   #259
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:33 PM   #260
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Llamas have an amazing amount of... defenestration, so a poo picker forr your llama trailer would be a good thing, I think.
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:42 PM   #261
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Llamas have an amazing amount of... defenestration, so a poo picker forr your llama trailer would be a good thing, I think.

Ooohhh... now I'm beginning to understand what they were selling. I was picturing something along the lines of a much sloppier frog gigger.
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:47 PM   #262
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i'm just going to say pre-emptively that I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT A FROG GIGGER IS so if you're planning to explicit that reference please put a warning before it so i can skip it.
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:49 PM   #263
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i'm just going to say pre-emptively that I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT A FROG GIGGER IS so if you're planning to explicit that reference please put a warning before it so i can skip it.

OK, no prob. The rest of y'all can google it... or wait for a frog gigger ad to show up.
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:50 PM   #264
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Llamas have an amazing amount of... defenestration, so a poo picker forr your llama trailer would be a good thing, I think.
"defenestration" ? really ? don't you think one word with that meaning is enough ? plus i happen to like the rare elegance of the actual meaning of that term, let's try to preserve it...
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probably not what you were hoping for, chéri...

"defenestration" ? really ? don't you think one word with that meaning is enough ? plus i happen to like the rare elegance of the actual meaning of that term, let's try to preserve it...

Too late, Greenie! Didn't ya see our novella from yesterday? All about llamas and stuff. We defenestrated quite a few new uses for the word.
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:55 PM   #266
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Too late, Greenie! Didn't ya see our novella from yesterday? All about llamas and stuff. We defenestrated quite a few new uses for the word.
aïe aïe aïe...

(although i must say that all these random occurences of defenestration are generating some truly surreal mental images for me... who needs drugs, i say ? just read a few US threads in the lounge and if you're not hallucinating llamas ppooing ddictionaries there's something wwrong with you.)
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(in a rushed voice) You Mr. Taylor 514 ce have won this exciting collection of llama figurines. But wait, that's not all. You will also receive at no addition cost (except for shipping and handling fees) this vital llama poo picker. Our agents searched every corner of the globe to bring you the best in llama accessories, for that llama of your dreams. Imagine those restful evenings as you and your llama recline under the spreading branches of the old chestnut tree listening to the lush sounds of 101 Llams baying the most romantic songs ever written. Then, you and your llama will tour the historic streets of Paris (Virginia) and dine at the world famous McDonald's. Of course no evening in Paris (Virginia) would be complete without a stop at Ed's Package & Ammo where you'll receive a complementary six pack and a full clip which you will use on your Midnight River Fishing Trip! You and your llama will float down river in one of Ed's vintage jon boats and cast your explosives in some of Ed's secret fishing spots to ensure maximum yield. Yes all this is yours Mr. Taylor 514 ce.
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aïe aïe aïe...

(although i must say that all these random occurences of defenestration are generating some truly surreal mental images for me... who needs drugs, i say ? just read a few US threads in the lounge and if you're not hallucinating llamas ppooing ddictionaries there's something wwrong with you.)

I don't know why that tickled my funnybone so much, but it gave me a case of the giggles that won't quit. Or maybe it's the medication....
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(in a rushed voice) You Mr. Taylor 514 ce have won this exciting collection of llama figurines. But wait, that's not all. You will also receive at no addition cost (except for shipping and handling fees) this vital llama poo picker. Our agents searched every corner of the globe to bring you the best in llama accessories, for that llama of your dreams. Imagine those restful evenings as you and your llama recline under the spreading branches of the old chestnut tree listening to the lush sounds of 101 Llams baying the most romantic songs ever written. Then, you and your llama will tour the historic streets of Paris (Virginia) and dine at the world famous McDonald's. Of course no evening in Paris (Virginia) would be complete without a stop at Ed's Package & Ammo where you'll receive a complementary six pack and a full clip which you will use on your Midnight River Fishing Trip! You and your llama will float down river in one of Ed's vintage jon boats and cast your explosives in some of Ed's secret fishing spots to ensure maximum yield. Yes all this is yours Mr. Taylor 514 ce.
oh taylor !! it must be like a dream come true for you !!!
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(in a rushed voice) You Mr. Taylor 514 ce have won this exciting collection of llama figurines. But wait, that's not all. You will also receive at no addition cost (except for shipping and handling fees) this vital llama poo picker. Our agents searched every corner of the globe to bring you the best in llama accessories, for that llama of your dreams. Imagine those restful evenings as you and your llama recline under the spreading branches of the old chestnut tree listening to the lush sounds of 101 Llams baying the most romantic songs ever written. Then, you and your llama will tour the historic streets of Paris (Virginia) and dine at the world famous McDonald's. Of course no evening in Paris (Virginia) would be complete without a stop at Ed's Package & Ammo where you'll receive a complementary six pack and a full clip which you will use on your Midnight River Fishing Trip! You and your llama will float down river in one of Ed's vintage jon boats and cast your explosives in some of Ed's secret fishing spots to ensure maximum yield. Yes all this is yours Mr. Taylor 514 ce.

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