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Old 12-31-2017, 09:05 AM   #9976
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Old 12-31-2017, 12:38 PM   #9977
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Old 01-01-2018, 07:04 AM   #9978
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When they asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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Old 01-02-2018, 06:37 AM   #9979
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On New Year's Eve, Ann stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready.
At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.

As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Old 01-03-2018, 07:31 AM   #9980
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Liz walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."
"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.
"Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"
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Old 01-04-2018, 07:11 AM   #9981
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Old 01-05-2018, 06:20 AM   #9982
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A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character.
Then a man came in and told them the only thing he was seeking in a woman was intelligence.

The service matched them together at once because they had one thing in common - they were both compulsive liars.
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Old 01-07-2018, 06:43 AM   #9983
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The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."
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Old 01-10-2018, 06:22 AM   #9984
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Old 01-11-2018, 01:38 PM   #9985
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After twelve years in prison, a man finally escapes.
When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, "Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!"
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Old 01-12-2018, 06:05 AM   #9986
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After twelve years in prison, a man finally escapes.
When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, "Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!"
So? Did he go back to prison to escape her?
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:31 AM   #9987
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'Excuse me,' a young fellow said to an older man, 'I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?'

'Well,' replied the older man, 'I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet.'
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:43 AM   #9988
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Old 01-15-2018, 05:48 AM   #9989
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Old 01-16-2018, 11:13 AM   #9990
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