05-19-2019, 04:38 PM | #3226 |
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There are many spiders lurking between my leaves... just waiting... planning...
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05-19-2019, 06:52 PM | #3227 |
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*chicken sprays huge cloud of ACME Spider No-More over infested foliage*
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05-19-2019, 08:20 PM | #3228 |
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Unfortunately, the spiders were prepared for just such an action...and have put on gas masks.
Unfortunately, worse is coming...the spiders have been talking to the scorpions (not the rock band)... |
05-19-2019, 08:24 PM | #3229 |
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*chicken straps on Acme Rocket Back-Pack and blasts out of infested thread*
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05-19-2019, 08:28 PM | #3230 |
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05-19-2019, 08:32 PM | #3231 |
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My teleporting spiders can find you anytime.
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05-19-2019, 08:34 PM | #3232 |
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And what's with the ACME commercials? Smells very suspicious...
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05-19-2019, 09:16 PM | #3233 |
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ACME is a chicken's friend ...
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05-19-2019, 09:35 PM | #3234 |
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05-19-2019, 11:17 PM | #3235 |
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*Solitaire1 checks the ACME Dictionary (which defines words that ACME uses) and finds the following to define the word "chicken": A being who will test our extremely dangerous devices with no concern for their safety. When a chicken appears, give him/her the most potentially lethal devices. The chicken will appreciate it.*
*Solitaire1 salutes PoohBear as he departs with his newest ACME device.* |
05-23-2019, 07:29 PM | #3236 | |
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Obviously there's some fake news going on around here, maybe the chicken is trying to get us to sacrifice some spiders so he/she can get a meal. |
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05-24-2019, 02:25 AM | #3237 |
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Yeah, we mustn’t keep the hungry chicken waiting.
*pulls up in a dump truck full of spiders* |
05-24-2019, 07:14 AM | #3238 |
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05-24-2019, 03:35 PM | #3239 | |
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07-10-2019, 09:19 PM | #3240 |
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I'm pumped that full of hormones I'd poison spiders!
Fear me, chicken eaters. I am coming for you, to give a new definition of having chicken tonight.. |
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