The Elevator [novella] - Don Broyles - NOT FREE!

[Dr. Drib]

Wacky, wild, wondrous, wonky! And wobbly in the most willful way!*


GET 'THE ELEVATOR' HERE:

https://www.amazon.com/Elevator-Don-.../dp/B07WTKG182

NOTE: This ebook does not come with an ebook reader. Protect your 99-cent purchase** from nefarious reading by purchasing the very best ebook reader that you can afford!

* This is not a novel about your relatives. (Not that there's anything wrong with your relatives.)
** Available for immediate purchase from the first 9,856 buyers.

[Dr. Drib]

Starting NOW and for the remainder of this year [2022], The Elevator will NOT BE FREE.

Yes, it's actually TRUE. Beginning TODAY, you can purchase this entertaining novella, The Elevator, content in the full knowledge that you will NEVER get it free this year.

How can I make such a boastful statement? After an intense meeting with individuals who must remain anonymous (in order to protect their professional careers), I was able to convince the Publisher to accept money.

Sold at sex shops located in the seedier sections of town where you live. If no locations exist near you, try Amazon. A link has been added for your convenience.

https://www.amazon.com/Elevator-Don-...s%2C159&sr=8-1

[Dr. Drib]

YES!

It's absolutely TRUE!

(See previous post, for full details. But hurry! This book will NOT be free until sometime next year.)

[Dr. Drib]

For only 7 more months you can purchase The Elevator, by Don Broyles. This offer may not be repeated. Why take a chance on it ever being free, when you can simply take out your wallet or purse and wave it at your computer?

Because we're not dealing with a laplace transform - L_t[f(t)](s)=int_0^inftyf(t)e^(-st)dt - a link has been thoughtfully provided for your convenience, located below this colon:

https://www.amazon.com/Elevator-Don-...s%2C159 sr=8-1

NOTE: One or two male or female breasts are mentioned, maybe an armpit, and perhaps a crotch or two, even though about 96% of the world's living population is in possession of at least one of these body parts. (Zombies are excluded.)

[Dr. Drib]

For a limited time only, you can actually PURCHASE The Elevator, by Don Broyles.

But Wait! There's more!

Here's the link to The Elevator, by Don Broyles:

https://www.amazon.com/Elevator-Don-...s%2C169&sr=8-1

[JSWolf]

Originally Posted by Dr. Drib

For a limited time only, you can actually PURCHASE The Elevator, by Don Broyles.

But Wait! There's more!

Here's the link to The Elevator, by Don Broyles:

https://www.amazon.com/Elevator-Don-...s%2C169&sr=8-1

Where's the video for this book done in the style of a monster truck rally?

[Dr. Drib]

Originally Posted by JSWolf

Where's the video for this book done in the style of a monster truck rally?

You're giving me ideas!

[Dr. Drib]

So many lazy authors: Repeat! Repeat! Repeat!

So I decided to join them!

Next week, I'll have the same Promotional copy repeated.

Rinse and Repeat, with the obligatory typpo.


THE ELEVATOR

For your utter and complete convenience (you know who you are!) a link has been thoughtfully and magnanimously provided just for you, because...well, you're special. (See the Signature Link below.)

[Dr. Drib]

So many lazy authors: Repeat! Repeat! Repeat!

So I decided to join them!

Next week, I'll have the same Promotional copy repeated.

Rinse and Repeat, with the obligatory typpo.


THE ELEVATOR

For your utter and complete convenience (you know who you are!) a link has been thoughtfully and magnanimously provided just for you, because...well, you're special. (See the Signature Link below.)

[Dr. Drib]

Now you know what a lazy writer is like when he or she promotes titles with the same old copy - week after week after week. (Check my two previous promotional posts.)

Let's move on to something that takes a little effort, shall we? (If writing a book takes effort, then doesn't it follow that one's promotional copy should also take some effort?)

Here goes:

You're stuck inside an elevator with some of the most deranged people imaginable. You know the type: narcissistic 'know-it-all', wanton wench, yappy dog, pimply adolescent, etc.

They are ALL here in a novella sure to disgust and/or amuse.

For your extra-added convenience (because I'm oh-so-thoughtful), a link has been provided JUST FOR YOU!

[Dr. Drib]

....and then I said, not the donuts! No! Not that! And then the room erupted with laughter, spewing spittle everywhere! (The room had a lot of spittle.)

Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in! Now that you're here, have I got a deal for you! This is, indeed, your lucky day! For a limited time only, you can give me your money and actually own* a digital copy of The Elevator by Don Broyles!

If you refuse to buy this ebook, then I will be forced to inundate you with a plethora of exclamation points. An example is shown below:

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Don't force me to email exclamation points to you!

Now isn't this more interesting than reading those boring - endlessly boring! - and repetitive promotions from authors I refuse to name?

* = 'Own' may not be the correct term when dealing with Amazon.

[Dr. Drib]

"Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in because I was taking a shower. That's OK: Have a seat on the toilet while I finish. Don't forget to close the top. Hahaha!! What? Yes, the ebook is called The Elevator, and is AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. You live where? Yes, Arkansas is a great place to live. No, I don't have any copies here in my house. You can go to Amazon and purchase a copy. I'm almost finished with my shower but, as you can see, I'm completely nude - which is understandable. Right? I mean, who takes a shower with their clothes on?!!? What did you say your name was: Harold Shipman? Nice to meet you. I'll be out in just a moment. What's that paper you're holding? Ahhh, you want my autograph. Of course! Hmmmm, it says on your paper that this is a cremation certificate. Hahaha!!! That's pretty funny. Yeah, good meeting you, too. Drop by any time. Oh, you will! That's great! 'Bye now. -- Oh, please close the door on your way out! NEXT!"

A link is provided below. See it?

[Dr. Drib]

Notorious serial killer Harold Shipman [AKA Doctor Death] was found dead this morning, the result of an apparent suicide. Clutched in his hand was an ebook reader. Upon further investigation, it was discovered that he had been reading The Elevator, by Don Broyles, a reclusive editor of a strange website for the demented called Ebookieuse, which caters (apparently) to very boring and repetitious self-promotional material devoted to ebooks and (strangely enough) to the occasional misplaced promotion of applications.

Police are currently reading The Elevator. At this point, they have no comment, although one officer threw up in a trash receptacle near her desk. They have no idea what to make of The Elevator, even as they continue to scratch their heads in what may be described as bewilderment and confusion - although it may actually be a case of dandruff.