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Fbone · 07-14-2017, 12:08 AM

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

drjd · 07-14-2017, 06:33 AM

Do you know why executioners never take on apprentices? They always get a head of themselves.

Fbone · 07-14-2017, 08:35 PM

I have never faked a sarcasm in my life.

drjd · 07-15-2017, 06:40 AM

Paddy was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor's every move, he asked, "What's that?"
The doctor explained, "This is an anesthetic. After he gets this he won't know a thing."
"Save your time, Doc," exclaimed Paddy. "He don't know nothing now."

Fbone · 07-16-2017, 09:17 PM

Sure I'll help you out...the same way you came in.

drjd · 07-17-2017, 02:43 PM

What's the best time to practise your arithmetic?

A: Summer.

Fbone · 07-18-2017, 03:16 PM

"I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat."

yvanleterrible · 07-18-2017, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

"I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat."

...totally insulated.

drjd · 07-21-2017, 05:26 AM

While walking through the jungle with a black marker, I spotted a leopard.

WT Sharpe · 07-23-2017, 08:37 AM

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issybird · 07-23-2017, 10:08 AM

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Bookpossum · 07-23-2017, 06:17 PM

I love these two!

drjd · 07-24-2017, 02:56 AM

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I'll buy two of 'em!

drjd · 07-24-2017, 03:05 AM

Eye puns aren't really puns. They're optical allusions.

Andy_T · 07-24-2017, 10:41 AM

Had to think about that one for a moment, but found out it's actually perfect!

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07-24-2017, 10:41 AM	#9825
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07-14-2017, 12:08 AM	#9811
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

07-14-2017, 06:33 AM	#9812
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Do you know why executioners never take on apprentices? They always get a head of themselves.

07-14-2017, 08:35 PM	#9813
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I have never faked a sarcasm in my life.

07-15-2017, 06:40 AM	#9814
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Paddy was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor's every move, he asked, "What's that?" The doctor explained, "This is an anesthetic. After he gets this he won't know a thing." "Save your time, Doc," exclaimed Paddy. "He don't know nothing now."

07-16-2017, 09:17 PM	#9815
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Sure I'll help you out...the same way you came in.

07-17-2017, 02:43 PM	#9816
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	What's the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.

07-18-2017, 03:16 PM	#9817
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	"I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat."

07-21-2017, 05:26 AM	#9819
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	While walking through the jungle with a black marker, I spotted a leopard.

07-23-2017, 08:37 AM	#9820
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,073 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.

07-23-2017, 06:17 PM	#9822
Bookpossum Snoozing in the sun Posts: 10,137 Karma: 115423645 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Melbourne, Australia Device: iPad Mini, Kobo Touch	I love these two!

07-24-2017, 03:05 AM	#9824
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Eye puns aren't really puns. They're optical allusions.