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Old 02-10-2020, 07:22 AM   #10846
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Q) Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?

A) Because they were trans-parents!
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Old 02-13-2020, 01:34 AM   #10847
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Q) Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?

A) Because they were trans-parents!
Trans-parents? As the mother is the father and the father is the mother?

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Old 02-13-2020, 02:10 AM   #10848
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Old 02-13-2020, 06:15 AM   #10849
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Old 02-16-2020, 06:20 AM   #10850
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Old 02-17-2020, 06:23 AM   #10852
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