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07-20-2008, 09:14 AM | #16 |
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Rene' Descartes is in a bar. At last call, the bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not." And he disappears.
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07-20-2008, 09:20 AM | #17 |
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07-20-2008, 09:26 AM | #18 |
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Note to self: Never go to sleep.
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07-20-2008, 10:37 AM | #19 |
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07-20-2008, 10:41 AM | #20 |
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07-20-2008, 12:24 PM | #21 |
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Okay, I found one.
In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe nonlinear waterfowl issue." Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, " What exactly is that?" The programmer replied, "They don't have their ducks in a row." |
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Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand.
"What is your name?" he asked. "Quack." the duck answered. "And why were you arrested?" the judge asked. "I was stepping on bubbles." he answered. The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the next one. "What's your name?" he asked. "Quack," the duck answered. "Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked. "I was stepping on bubbles." the duck replied. Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, so he called up the next duck. "What's your name?? No wait, let me guess, Quack." he said. "No," said the duck, "My name is Bubbles." |
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I have two ducks that I use as an alarm clock.
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