Silliness Class Action Lawsuit against MR

Taylor514ce · 05-06-2008, 09:54 AM

I'd like to suggest members join me in a class action lawsuit against MR. I think we can find plenty of documented evidence that MR has the following deletorious deleterious effects:

Reduces productivity at work
Takes away time spent with family
Rodent infestation
Insect infestation
Exposure to eldritch horror
Avatar Madness
Organ damage (specifically, the spleen)
Use of the term lisuese liseuse (yeah, like that makes all the difference)
Corrupts otherwise respectable members into Karma Whores (added due to popular demand)
Repetitive Stress Disorders from constantly clicking User Profile and/or Who's Online
causes sudden changes in diet
Uses up valuable reading time

To join the lawsuit, simply click the "Karma" button located at the bottom of this post.

zelda_pinwheel · 05-06-2008, 10:04 AM

you really will stop at nothing, won't you.

that said, your points are completely valid. particularly N°s 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 7.

EDIT : oh, and i think you mean deletErious. unless you are trying to mozzle an amalgam of deleterious and notorious, but it might be little too subtle.

EDIT 2 : it's lisEUse. like "Seuss", only not pronounced the same.

montsnmags · 05-06-2008, 10:11 AM

I pressed the button; where's my cheque?!

Cheers,
Marc (Money makes the world go around and around and around and around and ...'scuse me [hhhhurrrllaaagghhh!!! - wipes mouth with bright yellow tie...or is it someone's spleen? Not sure])

mjh215 · 05-06-2008, 10:14 AM

Confucius say, Karma whore is like dead mountain goat,

I'd tell you the rest, but I accidently ate it with part of my fortune cookie. But here are your Happy Panda Numbers:
18-28-30-31-42-49

-MJ

montsnmags · 05-06-2008, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjh215

Confucius say, Karma whore is like dead mountain goat...

That's very poor humour. I think in future you should take into account the sensitivities of people from different regions and cultures.

You see, for instance, I'm a mountain man, and I like mountain goats...

...

...

...wait, I don't think that came out right (said the actress to the bishop, nudge-nudge-wink-wink).

Cheers,
Marc (Happiness is a warm goat...COAT! I mean coat!)

TadW · 05-06-2008, 10:44 AM

I am in. Class action suits are always fun

Nate the great · 05-06-2008, 11:04 AM

You know, if you count all of everyone's extraneous personalities, there is a good chance that you're on your way to achieving class action status.

Taylor514ce · 05-06-2008, 11:08 AM

No, no, Nate - my squirrels don't count.

mjh215 · 05-06-2008, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate the great

You know, if you count all of everyone's extraneous personalities, there is a good chance that you're on your way to achieving class action status.

We take offense to that remark. No we don't. Yes, yes we do! Speak for yourself. I like cheese.

-MJ

zelda_pinwheel · 05-06-2008, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

[*]Corrupts otherwise respectable members into Karma Whores (added due to popular demand)

who are the "otherwise respectable" members ?

Nate the great · 05-06-2008, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjh215

We take offense to that remark. No we don't. Yes, yes we do! Speak for yourself. I like cheese.

-MJ

I know what you mean. I debated that joke amongst myselves, and I decided by a two vote margin that it was okay.

vivaldirules · 05-06-2008, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

who are the "otherwise respectable" members ?

Did someone call?

zelda_pinwheel · 05-06-2008, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Did someone call?

you ? pfff, not likely !
(not dressed like that, anyway !)

DixieGal · 05-06-2008, 11:19 AM

You left one off the list:

* Uses up valuable reading time

More Power to the Litigious!

vivaldirules · 05-06-2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

you ? pfff, not likely !
(not dressed like that, anyway !)

I happen to like pinwheels....in Nick's shower.

05-06-2008, 09:54 AM	#1
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	Class Action Lawsuit against MR I'd like to suggest members join me in a class action lawsuit against MR. I think we can find plenty of documented evidence that MR has the following deletorious deleterious effects: Reduces productivity at work Takes away time spent with family Rodent infestation Insect infestation Exposure to eldritch horror Avatar Madness Organ damage (specifically, the spleen) Use of the term lisuese liseuse (yeah, like that makes all the difference) Corrupts otherwise respectable members into Karma Whores (added due to popular demand) Repetitive Stress Disorders from constantly clicking User Profile and/or Who's Online causes sudden changes in diet Uses up valuable reading time To join the lawsuit, simply click the "Karma" button located at the bottom of this post. Last edited by Taylor514ce; 05-09-2008 at 01:18 PM. Reason: “Reason is the slow and torturous method by which those who do not know the truth discover it”

05-06-2008, 10:04 AM	#2
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	you really will stop at nothing, won't you. that said, your points are completely valid. particularly N°s 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 7. EDIT : oh, and i think you mean deletErious. unless you are trying to mozzle an amalgam of deleterious and notorious, but it might be little too subtle. EDIT 2 : it's lisEUse. like "Seuss", only not pronounced the same. Last edited by zelda_pinwheel; 05-06-2008 at 10:17 AM.

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05-06-2008, 10:11 AM	#3
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	I pressed the button; where's my cheque?! Cheers, Marc (Money makes the world go around and around and around and around and ...'scuse me [hhhhurrrllaaagghhh!!! - wipes mouth with bright yellow tie...or is it someone's spleen? Not sure])

05-06-2008, 10:14 AM	#4
mjh215 Guru Posts: 988 Karma: 12653 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: None of your business	Confucius say, Karma whore is like dead mountain goat, I'd tell you the rest, but I accidently ate it with part of my fortune cookie. But here are your Happy Panda Numbers: 18-28-30-31-42-49 -MJ

05-06-2008, 10:44 AM	#6
TadW Uebermensch Posts: 2,583 Karma: 1094606 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Italy Device: Kindle	I am in. Class action suits are always fun

05-06-2008, 11:04 AM	#7
Nate the great Sir Penguin of Edinburgh Posts: 12,375 Karma: 23555235 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro area Device: Shake a stick plus 1	You know, if you count all of everyone's extraneous personalities, there is a good chance that you're on your way to achieving class action status.

05-06-2008, 11:08 AM	#8
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	No, no, Nate - my squirrels don't count.

05-06-2008, 11:19 AM	#14
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	You left one off the list: * Uses up valuable reading time More Power to the Litigious!

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