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Old 09-22-2020, 05:59 AM   #11131
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Old 09-23-2020, 05:52 AM   #11132
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Several of these REALLY made me smile
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Old 09-23-2020, 06:50 AM   #11133
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A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime.

Instead of making any official requests to the tower he said, "Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess where?"
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Old 09-23-2020, 03:10 PM   #11134
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Old 09-25-2020, 06:40 AM   #11135
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Old 09-26-2020, 05:45 AM   #11136
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Old 09-27-2020, 06:04 AM   #11137
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Old 09-28-2020, 06:05 AM   #11138
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Old 09-30-2020, 05:58 AM   #11139
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Old 09-30-2020, 06:36 AM   #11140
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The Who go time-travelling:


People try to put us d-down
(Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we get around
(Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful w-w-warm
(Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get born
(Talkin' 'bout my generation)
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Old 09-30-2020, 07:11 AM   #11141
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^ I know that song but "cold/old" time traveling aspect eludes me
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Old 09-30-2020, 08:13 AM   #11142
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Note the changes I've made to the lyrics. I apologise for the warm/born semi-rhyme.
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Old 09-30-2020, 11:11 AM   #11143
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Time-travelling Rolling Stones:


People try to put us d-down
(Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we get around
(Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful w-w-warm
(Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get born
(Talkin' 'bout my generation)
The Who, surely?
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Old 09-30-2020, 03:17 PM   #11144
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The Who, surely?
Now that's an embarrassing mistake I made. But makes it an even better joke now I've done some time-travelling and fixed my original post. Only your quotation now reveals the ugly truth of my ignorance of popular music.
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Old 09-30-2020, 03:49 PM   #11145
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Now that's an embarrassing mistake I made. But makes it an even better joke now I've done some time-travelling and fixed my original post. Only your quotation now reveals the ugly truth of my ignorance of popular music.
Sorry

But even the grandest of mice make small mistakes.
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