08-18-2013, 04:39 AM | #6916 |
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08-18-2013, 04:58 PM | #6917 |
Is that a sandwich?
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08-19-2013, 06:00 PM | #6918 |
Is that a sandwich?
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08-19-2013, 06:11 PM | #6919 |
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Not drunk, the car is aligned with the numbers.
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08-19-2013, 06:46 PM | #6920 |
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08-20-2013, 03:45 AM | #6921 |
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The top 10 jokes have been chosen from this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival. They are, in order from 1-10, below'
Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying." Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same." Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'." Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell." Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men." Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost." Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter." Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance." Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately." BBC Link here |
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08-20-2013, 05:03 PM | #6923 |
Is that a sandwich?
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08-20-2013, 05:07 PM | #6924 |
Is that a sandwich?
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08-20-2013, 05:22 PM | #6925 |
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OK, this is the joke that at this week's Edinburgh Comedy Festival, won a prize as the best one-liner...
Rumour has it that Cadbury's are launching a new chocolate bar in China, they haven't decide yet, it might be a Chinese Whispa ...ahem.... |
08-20-2013, 05:29 PM | #6926 |
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Me don't understand. What is a Whispa?
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08-20-2013, 05:50 PM | #6927 |
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08-21-2013, 12:35 AM | #6928 |
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08-21-2013, 05:12 AM | #6929 | |
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This joke clearly doesn't travel well |
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08-21-2013, 05:30 AM | #6930 |
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No it doesn't, but thanks for explaining it. Although I now understand it, I still have a hard time accepting it as the top joke, but taste differs.
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