Silliness Does Your Spouse's/SO's Nudity Interfere with Your Reading?

recluse · 10-30-2010, 04:50 PM

You've just settled down to read when your spouse/SO comes sauntering by in their birthday suit.....?

GraceKrispy · 10-30-2010, 04:56 PM

Sometimes makes me bury my nose in the book all the more.

kennyc · 10-30-2010, 05:19 PM

What Spouse?

recluse · 10-30-2010, 08:28 PM

Anyone's will do , kenny.
You only need to have seen them naked.

TGS · 10-31-2010, 05:17 AM

No, it's called multi-tasking.

Javed · 10-31-2010, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TGS

No, it's called multi-tasking.

Best answer so far.

Tattncat · 10-31-2010, 11:08 AM

Duh! Wadda ya think ?????

Barcey · 10-31-2010, 06:06 PM

Hmmm

Maybe if I were reading at a shopping mall or cafe it would interfere.

slayda · 10-31-2010, 07:14 PM

Don't look, Ethel.

jes1 · 10-31-2010, 09:28 PM

Since I have my nose buried in a pbook or ebook at all times, he would have to sit on it for me to notice.

kindlekitten · 11-01-2010, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slayda

Don't look, Ethel.

here comes, here comes! look at that! look at that!

AprilHare · 11-01-2010, 07:06 PM

See? There are unforeseen advantages to living the single life! No nude significant others distract *me* from reading!

astrangerhere · 11-01-2010, 08:00 PM

Yes. and she knows it. and uses it to her (and my advantage) at every single opportunity. and damn if i don't love her all the more for it

mrscoach · 11-01-2010, 11:01 PM

I once knew a guy who wanted a quickie from his girlfriend before attending a party that night. She was NOT in the mood, but he would not drop the subject. She finally dropped her panties, picked up a book and lay back on the bed.

She held the book up the whole time, to the side a little and actually read. When movement stopped she finally looked at him and asked "You finished? Can we go now?" (think how much easier it would have been for her to hold up a reader, instead of a book)

He was shocked that she didn't enjoy it!

And when hubby gets nekkid, I get me some.

Reading be damned, I can pick back up where I was afterward.

GraceKrispy · 11-01-2010, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrscoach

I once knew a guy who wanted a quickie from his girlfriend before attending a party that night. She was NOT in the mood, but he would not drop the subject. She finally dropped her panties, picked up a book and lay back on the bed.

She held the book up the whole time, to the side a little and actually read. When movement stopped she finally looked at him and asked "You finished? Can we go now?" (think how much easier it would have been for her to hold up a reader, instead of a book)

Oh, is that not normal?

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Yes	21	60.00%
No	8	22.86%
I wish I was blind!	2	5.71%
Been there, done that	4	11.43%
We're out of cottage cheese	3	8.57%
Where's the beef?	5	14.29%
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GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	Sometimes makes me bury my nose in the book all the more.

10-30-2010, 05:19 PM	#3
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,872 Karma: 118716293 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	What Spouse?

10-30-2010, 08:28 PM	#4
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Anyone's will do , kenny. You only need to have seen them naked.

10-31-2010, 05:17 AM	#5
TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	No, it's called multi-tasking.

10-31-2010, 11:08 AM	#7
Tattncat Bookworm Posts: 673 Karma: 1029391 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Salt Lake City, Utah, USA Device: Nook Tablet, Samsung Galaxy Tab3, Sony PRS700, Sony PRS505	Duh! Wadda ya think ?????

10-31-2010, 06:06 PM	#8
Barcey Wizard Posts: 1,531 Karma: 8059866 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Canada Device: Kobo H2O / Aura HD / Glo / iPad3	Hmmm Maybe if I were reading at a shopping mall or cafe it would interfere.

10-31-2010, 07:14 PM	#9
slayda Retired & reading more! Posts: 2,764 Karma: 1884247 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: North Alabama, USA Device: Kindle 1, iPad Air 2, iPhone 6S+, Kobo Aura One	Don't look, Ethel.

10-31-2010, 09:28 PM	#10
jes1 Zealot Posts: 139 Karma: 698 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Device: Astak EZReader, Dell Axim x50v, iPod Touch, nook	Since I have my nose buried in a pbook or ebook at all times, he would have to sit on it for me to notice.

11-01-2010, 07:06 PM	#12
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	See? There are unforeseen advantages to living the single life! No nude significant others distract me from reading!

11-01-2010, 08:00 PM	#13
astrangerhere Professor of Law Posts: 3,638 Karma: 65526796 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Chapel Hill, NC Device: Kobo Elipsa, Kobo Libra H20, Kobo Aura One, KoboMini	Yes. and she knows it. and uses it to her (and my advantage) at every single opportunity. and damn if i don't love her all the more for it

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11-01-2010, 11:01 PM	#14
mrscoach Guru Posts: 762 Karma: 4837659 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: San Angelo Texas Device: Samsung Galaxy tab	I once knew a guy who wanted a quickie from his girlfriend before attending a party that night. She was NOT in the mood, but he would not drop the subject. She finally dropped her panties, picked up a book and lay back on the bed. She held the book up the whole time, to the side a little and actually read. When movement stopped she finally looked at him and asked "You finished? Can we go now?" (think how much easier it would have been for her to hold up a reader, instead of a book) He was shocked that she didn't enjoy it! And when hubby gets nekkid, I get me some. Reading be damned, I can pick back up where I was afterward.