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Old Yesterday, 06:03 AM   #3301
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Old Yesterday, 06:41 AM   #3302
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Old Yesterday, 07:00 AM   #3303
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Old Yesterday, 08:09 AM   #3304
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Old Yesterday, 08:49 AM   #3305
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Old Yesterday, 02:56 PM   #3306
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Old Yesterday, 03:02 PM   #3307
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Old Yesterday, 03:07 PM   #3308
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Old Yesterday, 06:46 PM   #3309
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Old Today, 03:06 AM   #3310
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Towels never need washing.*

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Spoiler:
Axiom 1: When two things touch, the cleaner one becomes slightly more dirty, and the dirtier one become slightly more clean.
Axiom 2: The cleanest thing in a house is the most recently washed thing.

Deduction 1 from axiom 2: just after taking a wash in a shower or a bath, the just-washed person is the cleanest thing in the house
Deduction 2 from axiom 1 and deduction1: when that just-washed person gets dry using a towel, the towel become slightly cleaner and the person become slightly dirtier

Conclusion: Towels get cleaner every time they are used, and so never need washing.
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