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[nekokami]

Hm. I think I should start a tshirt company now, in hopes of generating the price of a ticket to Paris by October....

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by nekokami

Hm. I think I should start a tshirt company now, in hopes of generating the price of a ticket to Paris by October....

oh god. if you do, you could probably generate enough for several tickets. but i don't even want to think about how many of them would be financed by my purchases.

[RWood]

How big is the market for llama t-shirts?

[zelda_pinwheel]

you know, i get the impression it's probably bigger than you would expect.

[Nate the great]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

you know, i get the impression it's probably bigger than you would expect.

Oh, I don't know. I have a pretty good idea of the size of a llama.

[montsnmags]

Damn timezones. I go to bed for 8 or so hours and I'm so far behind the conversation I'm still smearing hunter-gatherer porn on a cave wall.

Originally Posted by RWood

Here's a picture of Bob from the photo section of my profile. Poto Bob is one of the cast of characters that roam around my office.
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Woohoo! Do you name lots of stuff like that, because I've got Pog, Miow-miow, Lady G, Spidey, Ronald, Fook Mi, Fook Yu, Cheech, Chong, Jub Jub, Tathagata, Tyrannosaurus Banks, Corinne, Gary, the Key Master, and Smiley? I've got pictures too, somewhere around here, or I can get them. They're a fine bunch (except for Miow Miow when she's on her whole serial killing rampages - and poor Ronald, as the M in her S&M...).

Originally Posted by nekokami

I'm sure Bob is entirely suitable as a unit measure of silliness, but while I find the preference for mint jelly plausible, he doesn't seem to have the dentation (not to mention evolutionary history) to enjoy eating llamas.
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If you cook them long enough...

Originally Posted by pshrynk

He's not a mascot. He's a unit of measure. Funny, though, I sort of imagined him to be a bit more red and a lot more salty tasting.

Like llama?

Originally Posted by pshrynk

The Quinn cannae be the miscuit, ye daft booley! Like to say the ship can fashisself tae be the coo!

(sorry, got all overcome with Mac Nac Feegle,there.)

Adrian. Adrian puts his hand up to be mascot. Of course, he's invisible, and he's actually insisting that he is mascot with the subtle threat of inadvertent violence, which might not be appropriate for a mascot, so it might be wise to reject his volunteering and I'll see if I can find something else for him to be, like a pilot or something.

Originally Posted by Patricia

It's not MR. It's those Ads Google people. And 'm only seeing an ad for ringtones.

Beer, beer, beer, beer, wine, wine, wine, wine, etc

Penis.

Originally Posted by Patricia

It certainly is. doesn't it make you want to move there?

Beer, wine, girls (for Taylor), Beer, wine, girls (for Taylor), Beer, wine, girls (for Taylor), Beer, wine, girls (for Taylor), etc.

More penis.

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I'm afraid that'd require one of those "chip in" campaigns.
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I'm starting a "Buy Marc a 2009 Porsche Cayenne Turbo S" chip-in campaign. I figure someone will be really generous, or by the time I get enough money it will be classified as "vintage" and rapidly appreciating.

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I want to get a T-shirt with that printed on it. Just to make people wonder.

"well, we did get a llama for neko"
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I'd buy it. It'll go with the "The penis is a dead giveaway" shirt I'm designing.

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

Current price of a ticket to Paris, approximately US$1,000.00. Anyone care to offer room and board? Oh, before anyone answers, that'd be for an entire month. And it's not counting the cost of a custom t-shirt.

Sure, I can offer you room and board here. I'm not sure how helpful that is. We've a custom t-shirt place at the bottom of the hill though...

Cheers,
Marc (so far behind the timezones that he's non-sequitur even when not meaning to be)

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Nate the great

Oh, I don't know. I have a pretty good idea of the size of a llama.

i'll bet you do. (hint for the rest of you : llamas are llarger than frogs.)

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Damn timezones. I go to bed for 8 or so hours and I'm so far behind the conversation I'm still smearing hunter-gatherer porn on a cave wall.

ha ! that'll teach you to sleep.

Adrian. Adrian puts his hand up to be mascot. Of course, he's invisible, and he's actually insisting that he is mascot with the subtle threat of inadvertent violence, which might not be appropriate for a mascot, so it might be wise to reject his volunteering and I'll see if I can find something else for him to be, like a pilot or something.

i think they're still recruiting for Her Royal Majesty's Flying Llama Squadron over here....

Penis.

More penis.

oh now you're corrupting taylor's "girls girls girls girls all the time nothing but girls hot girls girls cavorting 24 hours girls near you who want to date llamas girls beer wine" thread. he's going to be really disappointed if your keyword gets answered before his.

I'm starting a "Buy Marc a 2009 Porsche Cayenne Turbo S" chip-in campaign. I figure someone will be really generous, or by the time I get enough money it will be classified as "vintage" and rapidly appreciating.

hm. well if everyone else is, perhaps i should start a "buy zelda a desert island to send all those shums to" chip-in. how much do you think a desert island costs, these days ?

I'd buy it. It'll go with the "The penis is a dead giveaway" shirt I'm designing.

i think we should all get one, sort of as a cross between a uniform and secret handshake. then we can hire ourselves out to the Confuse-a-cat service and make a fortune (and buy more t-shirts !!).

Sure, I can offer you room and board here. I'm not sure how helpful that is. We've a custom t-shirt place at the bottom of the hill though...

how on earth do you manage to avoid making new t-shirts every single day ??? i think i need my own personal custom t-shirt place.

Cheers,
Marc (so far behind the timezones that he's non-sequitur even when not meaning to be)

aw, you know i love non sequiturs. they always seem so pertinent, to me.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

i'll bet you do. (hint for the rest of you : llamas are llarger than frogs.)

ha ! that'll teach you to sleep.

Aye. Espresso is the keeper of my attention...well, except for when I'm distracted byHEYLOOKPRETTYCOLOUREDFLASHINGLIGHTONTHETOASTER.. .ahhhh.

i think they're still recruiting for Her Royal Majesty's Flying Llama Squadron over here....

Yeah, that's the direction in which I was laying the trail of bananas.

oh now you're corrupting taylor's "girls girls girls girls all the time nothing but girls hot girls girls cavorting 24 hours girls near you who want to date llamas girls beer wine" thread. he's going to be really disappointed if your keyword gets answered before his.

Not necessarily. There's a perfectly good chance "penis" and "girls" will be answered with ad's for a particular sub-culture.

hm. well if everyone else is, perhaps i should start a "buy zelda a desert island to send all those shums to" chip-in. how much do you think a desert island costs, these days ?

About 20 shekels if you don't mind living on bare rock with 1.5 million terns and a sky full of thieving skuas.

how on earth do you manage to avoid making new t-shirts every single day ??? i think i need my own personal custom t-shirt place.

There's a movie, Beautiful Thing, which has a conversation between two, young, somewhat naive lads, as follows:

Ste: [reading magazine] You cannot transmit the HIV virus by frottage.
Ste: What's frottage?
Jamie Gangel: It's yogurt. It's French.

Since then I've been looking at designing a shirt with a picture on it of an open yoghurt tub with a spoon in it, and above and below the image written:

Frottage:

[IMAGE]

It's French for "Yoghurt"!


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...I guess you had to be there.

aw, you know i love non sequiturs. they always seem so pertinent, to me.

So said the microwave oven to the metal pie tin.

Cheers,
Marc

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

About 20 shekels if you don't mind living on bare rock with 1.5 million terns and a sky full of thieving skuas.

sounds perfect. :evil grin:

There's a movie, Beautiful Thing, which has a conversation between two, young, somewhat naive lads, as follows:

Ste: [reading magazine] You cannot transmit the HIV virus by frottage.
Ste: What's frottage?
Jamie Gangel: It's yogurt. It's French.

Since then I've been looking at designing a shirt with a picture on it of an open yoghurt tub with a spoon in it, and above and below the image written:

Frottage:

[IMAGE]

It's French for "Yoghurt"!


...


...


...I guess you had to be there.

well, i laughed.

So said the microwave oven to the metal pie tin.

Cheers,
Marc

exactly !

[pshrynk]

UR doing it wrong:

Spring Break, Wet T-Shirt, Florida Keys, Videos, Pay per view

[Taylor514ce]

Wet Yogurt Contest.

[DixieGal]

Now I got these three strung along the top of the page. It's replicating itself from my last post yesterday!

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Neighborhood reports & real estate info for Herndon, VA
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1 & 2 Bedroom Apartments in Herndon Just 1 Mile to Reston Town Center
www.StuartWoodsApts.com

[Taylor514ce]

Well if you keep posting the exact text of the ad, you create a self-reinforcing loop. Meanwhile, cavorting callipygian college coeds caress my colossal cranium.

[DixieGal]

OMG! You're right! I'll stop that immediately!!!!!!

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[pshrynk]

Originally Posted by DixieGal

OMG! You're right! I'll stop that immediately!!!!!!

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