06-17-2014, 05:36 AM | #2521 | |
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I know what to do with chocolate: EAT CHOCOLATE! Enemies don't enough time to consume the chocolate I have withdrawn from my chocolate bank, and my chocolate bank securely stores (it's guarded by sharks with lasers, squirrels with lasers, and mannequins with lasers) the chocolate I can't carry with me. My current balance is: 400,127 pounds (181,876 kilograms) of high-quality milk chocolate. |
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06-17-2014, 09:33 PM | #2522 |
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All of which is owed to me for... uh, past services... and... delivery of one chicken
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06-23-2014, 02:34 PM | #2523 |
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I'm sorry but I don't need assistance to get a chicken. At the worst, my local grocery store has plenty of chickens.
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06-23-2014, 04:03 PM | #2524 |
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Really? Is it a pick-up place to meet unattached chickens?
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06-23-2014, 04:54 PM | #2525 |
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06-23-2014, 05:55 PM | #2526 |
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Hmmm ... guess I'll give it a pass then ...
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07-01-2014, 06:07 PM | #2527 |
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07-02-2014, 04:00 AM | #2528 |
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It looks like PoohBear is prepared as lunch...
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07-02-2014, 08:24 AM | #2529 |
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I'm a victim of Global Warming!
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07-10-2014, 12:35 PM | #2530 |
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not global, just ovenal
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08-01-2014, 03:41 PM | #2531 |
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Wow, I'll have to say that on the 'last one to post wins' thread, nobody has a response
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08-01-2014, 04:19 PM | #2532 |
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But wouldn't it be a bit redundant since ovens are supposed to get warm. An oven that doesn't get warm isn't really an oven. I'm sure chickens would appreciate an oven that doesn't get warm.
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08-01-2014, 04:20 PM | #2533 |
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I bet
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08-01-2014, 04:29 PM | #2534 |
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Well, I just realized that a microwave oven doesn't get warm, so chickens would probably avoid it...unless we put corn in it...and a road in front of it...and some issues of Better Coops and Perches in it.
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08-01-2014, 04:32 PM | #2535 |
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Yeah!
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