01-09-2013, 06:51 PM | #1111 |
Murderous Mustela
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06-19-2013, 02:09 PM | #1112 |
Recovering reader
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Granted. Someone catches that murderous fowl and then that someone catches you.
I wish a can of pop/soda. |
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06-19-2013, 02:49 PM | #1113 |
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Granted. Too bad the only one left had been left in the paint shaker at the home improvement store for the last week.
I wish today was over. |
06-20-2013, 06:37 AM | #1114 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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Granted. It is now today but different.
I wish my kids weren't sick. (please stop coughing all over me.) |
06-20-2013, 10:59 AM | #1115 |
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Granted. (I cannot corrupt this wish...sorry)
I wish I was on a paid vacation. |
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06-20-2013, 12:29 PM | #1116 |
FUBAR!
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Granted, you are now on paid vacation. Unfortunately, it's called standing on the unemployment line.
I wish Angelina Jolie was sitting next to me right now. |
06-20-2013, 12:50 PM | #1117 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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Thank you!
She was, but you ignored her in favour of MobileRead and she left! I wish my work blackberry would stop going off! |
06-20-2013, 12:58 PM | #1118 |
Harmless idiot
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Granted, but you have all of her (5-9??) brats including Brad on your lap.
I wish it was Sunday and my wife took our son on vacation for two weeks |
06-27-2013, 12:55 PM | #1119 | |
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Granted. It no longer goes off. It stays on permanently. And it keeps ringing, buzzing and beeping and you cannot turn it off.
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06-27-2013, 04:05 PM | #1120 |
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06-28-2013, 10:05 AM | #1121 |
Bah, humbug!
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06-28-2013, 11:13 AM | #1122 |
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06-28-2013, 12:33 PM | #1123 |
temp. out of service
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Granted. You drop your keyboard.
The only keys remaining in place are: A, E, F, R, S and T. I wish I'd have a light saber. |
06-28-2013, 12:35 PM | #1124 |
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You are now a Jedi Knight. Unfortunately, not a very good one and you get burned to a crisp by Darth Maul.
I wish I had an ice cream. |
06-29-2013, 05:18 AM | #1125 |
Man Who Stares at Books
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Granted, but due to household budget constraints, you get the kind of "ice cream" that is 90% guar gum.
I wish my wife would win the lottery. |
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