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View Poll Results: How long can Marc refrain from posting to 3001?
24 hours, the lightweight! 3 10.71%
30 hours, because he's in tomorrow, right now 0 0%
36 hours, becasue I believe in invisible minor apes, too 2 7.14%
48 hours, Marc's an iron man 0 0%
The Blue One, Next to the Fish 9 32.14%
He'll just post in the social groups until it's over with 1 3.57%
Marc who? 8 28.57%
His avatar is scary! 5 17.86%
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Old 02-22-2009, 09:31 PM   #46
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PARTY! I was certainly there last week, whenever that was. Usual time and place?
Yes, about as "usual" as it gets.

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Tell Adrian to call up those "friendly ladies" who were at the next one.
I know you said that you liked ladies who didn't shave, but I didn't realise it would extend to those an ape would choose.

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I'm still trying to get the concept of matching the curtains with the antimacassar.
Oddly apropos in light of my above comments.

Incidentally, I once brought together an antimacassar and a macassar, and the resultant, explosive conflagration gave birth to an Ikea-SuperCuts Superstore. You have to assemble the barber's chair yourself though.

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I'm always ready for a party, or even a Party(tm whoever). Except if it is on last Wednesday - that's not a good day.
Am, excuse me for my poor and oft self-vandalised-and-graffitied memory, but have you not been to one of my trademarked Montsnmags Party "do"s irregularly held chaotichronically at Chateau Pompette? Are you, in fact, a Party-virgin? If so...pshrynk, care to chaperone? I'm unsure of Am's depilatory status, but I'm sure she'll make a delightful dance partner on the evening (I suspect she may lead, which I know your gentlemanly mannerisms are liberal enough to take pleasure from).

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Looks like I will have missed it yet again...
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oh - no - you haven't/didn't/won't - no one gets forgotten ....
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:01 AM   #50
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It's not possible to miss one (Or the, theologians are not certain and scientists believe) of Marc's Parties. Once you are dimly aware of it, you are invited and once you are invited, attendance is mandatory. So it behooves you to be properly dressed at all times, so that you don't show up wearing your underwear on the outside. (I'm looking at you, Geoff.)
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...So it behooves you to be properly dressed at all times, so that you don't show up wearing your underwear on the outside
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...or on your head, unless you're the host.

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Old 02-23-2009, 09:09 AM   #52
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It's not possible to miss one (Or the, theologians are not certain and scientists believe) of Marc's Parties. Once you are dimly aware of it, you are invited and once you are invited, attendance is mandatory. So it behooves you to be properly dressed at all times, so that you don't show up wearing your underwear on the outside. (I'm looking at you, Geoff.)
That's easy. I don't wear any.

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Old 02-23-2009, 09:09 AM   #53
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...or on your head, unless you're the host.

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Well, I didn't feel like retyping the 65 volume set of rules on wearing one's underwear on one's head, so I studiously avoided that topic...
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:13 AM   #54
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Well, I didn't feel like retyping the 65 volume set of rules on wearing one's underwear on one's head, so I studiously avoided that topic...
Why not, ya lazy bastiche? We could have added it to the MobileRead E-book upload section in 11 different formats?

Look, everyone, you just need to remember one rule: DON'T FRAK WITH THE FAIRY! She really doesn't enjoy it, no matter how humourous the intent, and her distemper is somewhat visceral (by which I mean, yours, re-decorating the room's every surface).

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Why not, ya lazy bastiche? We could have added it to the MobileRead E-book upload section in 11 different formats?

Look, everyone, you just need to remember one rule: DON'T FRAK WITH THE FAIRY! She really doesn't enjoy it, no matter how humourous the intent, and her distemper is somewhat visceral (by which I mean, yours, re-decorating the room's every surface).

Cheers,
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If you'd drag your legal department kicking and screaming into the Century of the Fruitbat, I could have referenced it with a link, but noooo... They gotta have it on perfect bound human skin, written in blood. Bastiches.
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Look, everyone, you just need to remember one rule: DON'T FRAK WITH THE FAIRY! She really doesn't enjoy it, no matter how humourous the intent, and her distemper is somewhat visceral (by which I mean, yours, re-decorating the room's every surface).

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If you'd drag your legal department kicking and screaming into the Century of the Fruitbat, I could have referenced it with a link, but noooo... They gotta have it on perfect bound human skin, written in blood. Bastiches.
Hey, a side effect of using the undead for their excellent legal advice and services (4,679 civil suits and 5,934 criminal charges laid against me and Montsnmags Enterprises across 37 international jurisdictions, and the only thing that's stuck is the plaintiff's blood to human parchment in the Party Rules book) is that you always, always take their advice. They suck, and not in a good "Your services are no longer required and security will escort you from the building via the nearest window" kind of way.

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It's not possible to miss one (Or the, theologians are not certain and scientists believe) of Marc's Parties. Once you are dimly aware of it, you are invited and once you are invited, attendance is mandatory. So it behooves you to be properly dressed at all times, so that you don't show up wearing your underwear on the outside. (I'm looking at you, Geoff.)
I'm sorry old chap - but I'm of the same conviction as our friend Nate - you must have me mixed up with Lazyscot ....

I was the one in the corner with the ladies, serving chocolate cubes, chocolate liquor accompanied by a furry gentleman who kept saying "Oook"....
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...accompanied by a furry gentleman who kept saying "Oook"....
I believe that was the Good Professor Wood.
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I'm not sure the ladies would agree ....
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