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vivaldirules · 09-18-2008, 11:07 AM

Ah, the reticulated python of Southeast Asia is indeed fierce, particularly if it has diverticulitis. Not a pretty sight. No.

Cookie Monster · 09-19-2008, 05:36 AM

"I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!"

montsnmags · 09-19-2008, 05:39 AM

Albatross!

Slite · 09-19-2008, 05:41 AM

What flavour is it?

montsnmags · 09-19-2008, 06:01 AM

Well it's an albatross, isn't it? It's not any bloody flavour. Albatross!

Cookie Monster · 09-19-2008, 07:24 AM

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...

Skip a bit, Brother.

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

Slite · 09-19-2008, 07:29 AM

Now, Bruce teaches classical philosophy, Bruce teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism, and is also in charge of the sheepdip.

LazyScot · 09-19-2008, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slite

Now, Bruce teaches classical philosophy, Bruce teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism, and is also in charge of the sheepdip.

Interviewer: Yes, Mr Badger, what would you like to start with?
Badger: Er, I'll have a whisky to start with.
Waiter: For first course, sir?
Badger: Aye.
Waiter: And for main course, sir?
Badger: I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.

There's actually a whisky called Sheepdip, for those who don't know!

Slite · 09-19-2008, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Interviewer: Yes, Mr Badger, what would you like to start with?
Badger: Er, I'll have a whisky to start with.
Waiter: For first course, sir?
Badger: Aye.
Waiter: And for main course, sir?
Badger: I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.

There's actually a whisky called Sheepdip, for those who don't know!

Oh, intercourse the penguin.

Ah Whisky brand named Sheep Dip? Dear god! I GOT to get my hands on a bottle of that!

pshrynk · 09-19-2008, 09:09 AM

Cyril is that most dangerous of animals: The clever sheep.

vivaldirules · 09-19-2008, 09:42 AM

You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

zelda_pinwheel · 09-19-2008, 09:48 AM

and you try to tell the young ones today. they won't believe you !!

nekokami · 09-19-2008, 12:55 PM

I think maybe I'll try not to be seen.

RickyMaveety · 09-19-2008, 06:34 PM

Mr. Nesbitt, will you please stand up??

....

Mr. Nesbitt has learnt the first lesson of not being seen... not to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.

KABOOM!!

Cookie Monster · 10-01-2008, 04:16 AM

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons and
then there are those that follow Mohammed's book.
I've never been one of them.

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09-18-2008, 11:07 AM	#61
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Ah, the reticulated python of Southeast Asia is indeed fierce, particularly if it has diverticulitis. Not a pretty sight. No.

09-19-2008, 05:36 AM	#62
Cookie Monster Connoisseur Posts: 86 Karma: 134 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Sony PRS-700	"I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!"

09-19-2008, 05:39 AM	#63
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Albatross!

09-19-2008, 05:41 AM	#64
Slite Icanhasdonuts? Posts: 2,837 Karma: 532407 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mölnbo, Sweden Device: Kobo Aura 2nd edition, Kobo Clara HD	What flavour is it?

09-19-2008, 06:01 AM	#65
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Well it's an albatross, isn't it? It's not any bloody flavour. Albatross!

09-19-2008, 07:24 AM	#66
Cookie Monster Connoisseur Posts: 86 Karma: 134 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Sony PRS-700	Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one. ...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... Skip a bit, Brother. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

09-19-2008, 07:29 AM	#67
Slite Icanhasdonuts? Posts: 2,837 Karma: 532407 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mölnbo, Sweden Device: Kobo Aura 2nd edition, Kobo Clara HD	Now, Bruce teaches classical philosophy, Bruce teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism, and is also in charge of the sheepdip.

09-19-2008, 09:09 AM	#70
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Cyril is that most dangerous of animals: The clever sheep.

09-19-2008, 09:42 AM	#71
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

09-19-2008, 09:48 AM	#72
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	and you try to tell the young ones today. they won't believe you !!

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09-19-2008, 12:55 PM	#73
nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	I think maybe I'll try not to be seen.

09-19-2008, 06:34 PM	#74
RickyMaveety Holy S**T!!! Posts: 5,213 Karma: 108401 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego, California!! Device: Kindle and iPad	Mr. Nesbitt, will you please stand up?? .... Mr. Nesbitt has learnt the first lesson of not being seen... not to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. KABOOM!!

10-01-2008, 04:16 AM	#75
Cookie Monster Connoisseur Posts: 86 Karma: 134 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Sony PRS-700	There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons and then there are those that follow Mohammed's book. I've never been one of them.