The Secret behind Android platform's success. A Dancing Mascot!

=X= · 04-06-2011, 05:15 PM

Right now the mobile OS are in a features race. Each trying to best their competition with the next bang-wow feature. Yet those features have little to no advantage over the rivals.

However Android has broken away from the features race and has restored to implementing the next rave A dancing robot!

Competitors are stumped! And are threatening to file suit if Google does not cease this madness.

Insiders from competitors, whom wish to stay anonymous say "It's not fair, Apples don't have legs, it gives Google a distinct advantage."

Other competitors simply state, "Would you like some BlackBerry Pie". Obviously a result of lab experiments gone bad.

So what does this give the Android platform in the end, absolutely nothing! It's right along there with all the Fart apps that do nothing more than increase the (App stores/Market/App World) app count.

=X=

Bilbo1967 · 04-06-2011, 05:17 PM

I am definitely buying a Xoom!

kennyc · 04-12-2011, 09:39 PM

OMG. I have to buy another one!!!

kennyc · 04-12-2011, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by =X=

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Insiders from competitors, whom wish to stay anonymous say "It's not fair, Apples don't have legs, it gives Google a distinct advantage."

Other competitors simply state, "Would you like some BlackBerry Pie". Obviously a result of lab experiments gone bad.

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=X=

Well the interesting thing in addition is that you can slice an apple and a pie, but not an android.

SlowRain · 04-13-2011, 12:22 AM

That was great! I think that must have been filmed at the Mitsukoshi department store in Taipei.

grumpy3b · 04-13-2011, 03:30 AM

oh-dear-gaud!! That is so wrong, its wrong and will likely induce Teletubby flashbacks!

Its wrong, wrong, wrong!!! haha!!

04-06-2011, 05:15 PM	#1
=X= Wizard Posts: 3,671 Karma: 12205348 Join Date: Mar 2008 Device: Galaxy S, Nook w/CM7	The Secret behind Android platform's success. A Dancing Mascot! Right now the mobile OS are in a features race. Each trying to best their competition with the next bang-wow feature. Yet those features have little to no advantage over the rivals. However Android has broken away from the features race and has restored to implementing the next rave A dancing robot! Competitors are stumped! And are threatening to file suit if Google does not cease this madness. Insiders from competitors, whom wish to stay anonymous say "It's not fair, Apples don't have legs, it gives Google a distinct advantage." Other competitors simply state, "Would you like some BlackBerry Pie". Obviously a result of lab experiments gone bad. So what does this give the Android platform in the end, absolutely nothing! It's right along there with all the Fart apps that do nothing more than increase the (App stores/Market/App World) app count. =X=

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Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	I am definitely buying a Xoom!

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SlowRain Addict Posts: 311 Karma: 9553 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: a Canadian expat in Taiwan Device: HTC 10, Asus Phonepad	That was great! I think that must have been filmed at the Mitsukoshi department store in Taipei.

04-13-2011, 03:30 AM	#6
grumpy3b Banned Posts: 246 Karma: 14967 Join Date: Mar 2009 Device: Kindle 2 (x2), Kindle 1, a couple old PDAs	oh-dear-gaud!! That is so wrong, its wrong and will likely induce Teletubby flashbacks! Its wrong, wrong, wrong!!! haha!!

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