09-16-2010, 10:45 PM | #1 |
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The Real Great Escape?
Have you ever wondered why people find it necessary to lock a coffin?
How many grave escape attempts are there? How many are successful? Where do the corpses go? |
09-16-2010, 10:59 PM | #2 | |
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1. So the body does not fall out while being transported or lowered into the grave. 2. To prevent grave robbing. You'd be surprised how many people are buried with jewelry, a gold tooth, or some other valuable on their possession. 3. To avoid necrophiliac rape. 4. The relatives of the deceased saw a horror movie, and could not bear the thought of having their loved one robbed of his/her body parts. 5. Personally, I want an anti-tamper seal placed on my coffin, just so no one knows if Fat Abe is/was fat or not. __________________________________________________ _____________ E.M. Forster on Joseph Conrad: "... (he) is misty in the middle as well as at the edges, that the secret casket of his genius contains a vapour rather than a jewel." Last edited by Fat Abe; 09-17-2010 at 12:38 AM. |
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09-17-2010, 01:04 AM | #3 |
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You are so getting a number 2, 3 ,and 4.
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