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Old 09-22-2018, 11:16 AM   #109231
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*An announcer appears and covers the race...*

Now we are off to a...well not that fast...start. The Komodo Dragon is traveling at a speed of 1 mile per hour. It would seem like an easy win for the chicken.

But for some reason the chicken doesn't seem to be able to go in a straight line. He quickly came to the Finish Line, then fell down. When he returned to his feet, he started to walk in circles, slowly traveling back to the Start Line.

Wait, the chicken has stopped...that can't be right...he's doing a ballet dance. Now he doing break dancing...now he's disco dancing (where did the disco ball come from?).

Suddenly, the Komodo Dragon makes his move...and starts to move at a speed of 1.5 miles per hour. Wait! He's pulling out something...its a can of Guinness! The dragon has thrown the can behind him.

I've never seen such speed! The chicken sees the can and head straight towards it, running into the Komodo Dragon and knocking him out.

Viewers, it looks like the race is over. The Komodo Dragon is out cold and it looks like he won't be waking up anytime soon. At the same time, the chicken appears to be walking in random directions. Correction, he is doing the worm and slowly heading towards the Finish Line. Wait, the chicken has fallen asleep with his beak on the Finish Line.

There you have it. The chicken has won.
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Old 09-22-2018, 11:16 AM   #109232
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Old 09-22-2018, 12:17 PM   #109233
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Congratulations to poohbear_nc! A splendid race. I thought the Komodo dragon's Guinness can tactic was a sure winning, but I was wrong.


And now I'm a winner too!
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Old 09-22-2018, 12:38 PM   #109234
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Congrats chicken!

And now for the win that really counts - mine.
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Old 09-22-2018, 12:46 PM   #109235
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Old 09-22-2018, 01:40 PM   #109236
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Old 09-22-2018, 02:41 PM   #109237
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Old 09-22-2018, 02:45 PM   #109238
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Old 09-22-2018, 03:29 PM   #109239
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What clean up? Haven't the chicken and the dragons cleared up all the Guinness and doughnuts?

While I've tidied away the win!
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Old 09-22-2018, 03:57 PM   #109240
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Old 09-22-2018, 04:12 PM   #109241
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What clean up? Haven't the chicken and the dragons cleared up all the Guinness and doughnuts?

While I've tidied away the win!
Well yes but they left behind..other......residue.
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Old 09-22-2018, 05:16 PM   #109242
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Oh no, I'd make them clean that up themselves.
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Old 09-22-2018, 05:51 PM   #109243
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I tried but they are too drunk and stuffed to listen. I may have to use my STERN voice.
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Old 09-22-2018, 05:52 PM   #109244
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Old 09-22-2018, 08:08 PM   #109245
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Better hope that works or you'll need to clean it up youself!
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