06-05-2014, 07:55 PM | #2446 |
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Hmmmm .... how many dogs are in this thread ... hmmmm....
And SPEAK UP! I saw a bright light and now can't hear a dang thing! |
06-05-2014, 09:16 PM | #2447 |
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What? What?
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06-06-2014, 12:00 AM | #2448 |
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hahaha, well, I'm a Cat.. :P
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06-06-2014, 01:14 AM | #2449 |
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06-06-2014, 06:28 AM | #2450 |
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06-06-2014, 11:53 AM | #2451 | |
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Quote:
*A chicken lands at Solitaire1's feet...but only for a moment because he puts the newly arrived chicken into the automatic chicken preparer. In a few seconds the chicken is plucked and then prepared for cooking.* That was easy. |
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06-06-2014, 12:21 PM | #2452 |
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*Robotic hand goes haywire and puts Solitaire in the automatic chicken preparer*
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06-06-2014, 02:00 PM | #2453 |
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poohbear toasts some bread, pours a nice Chianti, and waits for the O-K scientist to emerge from the preparer.
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06-06-2014, 02:09 PM | #2454 |
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06-06-2014, 02:11 PM | #2455 |
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*Fortunately, the off-kilter scientist was prepared for just such a situation. The automatic chicken preparer only works on chickens. As a result, it shut down when the off-kilter scientist entered it.*
Hmmm, surviving an incident like that works up an appetite. *Solitaire1 gets out his cell phone, calls KFC, and they deliver several large chicken dinners into the thread (including some ferret-sized dishes).* LUNCH TIME! |
06-06-2014, 05:44 PM | #2456 |
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Errrrr .... I'll just have a biscuit please ... and some mac & cheese ...
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06-06-2014, 05:48 PM | #2457 |
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Hey Poohbear, isn't that your cousin in the bucket over there?
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06-06-2014, 06:39 PM | #2458 |
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*chicken runs out of the thread sobbing inconsolably*
FIENDS! MONSTERS! |
06-06-2014, 07:15 PM | #2459 |
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Come on over this way poohbear! We'll protect you!
Come and spend a nice weekend at the cottage with us. Just the lake and the trees....fresh air... the axe... the bbq...no one can hear you scream.... |
06-06-2014, 07:53 PM | #2460 |
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*chicken leaps into canoe & paddles furiously away from the cottage*
Those spawn! They're sharpening sticks! And no, they aren't tent pegs ..... |
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