Bedtime Stories—in the morning - Page 2

zelda_pinwheel · 10-29-2008, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Spaghetti?? Why, you heathen! You'll be sent to you-know-where for believing stuff like that! Spaghetti! Get real. Everyone knows that it's a french fry. Sheesh.

pfff. french fry. next you'll be claiming it's an invisible pink unicorn, or a teapot, or something. pfff, i say.

Slite · 10-30-2008, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Spaghetti?? Why, you heathen! You'll be sent to you-know-where for believing stuff like that! Spaghetti! Get real. Everyone knows that it's a french fry. Sheesh.

Bad Doggie! You can not make fun of my religious conviction! I'm a pastafarism convert! If you slander TFSM, you will NOT go to heaven, so sorry, no beervolcanoes or stripperfactories for you!

RAMEN!

pshrynk · 10-30-2008, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

it's SPAGHETTI, sheesh !! (how many times do i have to tell ya ??)

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Spaghetti?? Why, you heathen! You'll be sent to you-know-where for believing stuff like that! Spaghetti! Get real. Everyone knows that it's a french fry. Sheesh.

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

pfff. french fry. next you'll be claiming it's an invisible pink unicorn, or a teapot, or something. pfff, i say.

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Originally Posted by Slite

Bad Doggie! You can not make fun of my religious conviction! I'm a pastafarism convert! If you slander TFSM, you will NOT go to heaven, so sorry, no beervolcanoes or stripperfactories for you!

RAMEN!

All right! NO religious wars this early in the morning! Bad dogs! And Queen!

Patricia · 10-30-2008, 09:20 AM

Are lamas Buddhists, pshrynk?

zelda_pinwheel · 10-30-2008, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

All right! NO religious wars this early in the morning! Bad dogs! And Queen!

pshrynk, you should know me better than that : i never do ANYTHING early in the morning ! all my posts on this thread are from last night. or did you mean early in *your* morning ? in which case i can only tell you you may be living in the wrong time zone...

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Originally Posted by Patricia

Are lamas Buddhists, pshrynk?

:grooaaann !!: (and snicker)

pshrynk · 10-30-2008, 09:48 AM

Lamas are. Llamas tend towards pastafariansim.

zelda_pinwheel · 10-30-2008, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Lamas are. Llamas tend towards pastafariansim.

:groooooooooaaaaaaaaaannn !!!!!!:

vivaldirules · 10-30-2008, 10:06 AM

After intense inner reflection (and staring at pshwynk's avatar for the last 15 minutes), I have come to realize that I have been wrong lo these many hours since I discovered the great french fry (Tuesday). I now see that that was just a secular capitalist plot instigated by McDonald's and filled with trans fats. The ultimate truth is indeed Pastafarianism just as our Queen has known all along (or at least since Wednesday). As penance I will now flagellate myself until I resemble farfalle and sprinkle my body with some nice parmigiano-reggiano.

Slite · 10-30-2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

After intense inner reflection (and staring at pshwynk's avatar for the last 15 minutes), I have come to realize that I have been wrong lo these many hours since I discovered the great french fry (Tuesday). I now see that that was just a secular capitalist plot instigated by McDonald's and filled with trans fats. The ultimate truth is indeed Pastafarianism just as our Queen has known all along (or at least since Wednesday). As penance I will now flagellate myself until I resemble farfalle and sprinkle my body with some nice parmigiano-reggiano.

Praise TFSM! VR has been touched by his noodly appenadage and seen... oh wait, not seen TFSM. Let there be Noodles! Beervolcanoes and stripperfactories for everyone!

RAMEN!

zelda_pinwheel · 10-30-2008, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Slite

Praise TFSM! VR has been touched by his noodly appenadage and seen... oh wait, not seen TFSM. Let there be Noodles! Beervolcanoes and stripperfactories for everyone!

RAMEN!

couldn't have said it better myself !! (although i'd prefer a champagnevolcano personally, i'm not such a fan of beer. unless it's Desperados, or flavored with ginger syrup).

but VR, pastafarianism is a very forgiving and peaceful religion, no flagellation is necessary ! we're against mutilation, auto or otherwise.

vivaldirules · 10-30-2008, 10:21 AM

Thanks, Zelda. The linguini I was using was starting to sting a bit. Bother!

Patricia, would you mind converting the gospel into an ebook, please? I'll take mine in LRF format. Thanks.

Patricia · 10-30-2008, 10:27 AM

It looks interesting, VR. Point me in the direction of a text and I'll do it.

Does this religion forbid the consumption of pasta? Or does pasta have a sacramental nature?

Slite · 10-30-2008, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Patricia

It looks interesting, VR. Point me in the direction of a text and I'll do it.

Does this religion forbid the consumption of pasta? Or does pasta have a sacramental nature?

Pasta is sacramental, since our deity is The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thats why we end all our prayers with RAMEN instead of AMEN. And as Zelda said, TFSM is a very forgiving deity, so instead of "Thou shalt not...." it's more like "I rather see you didn't..."

and you can't do an e-book out of the gospel, since it is a copyrighted item if I remember correctly.

zelda_pinwheel · 10-30-2008, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Slite

Pasta is sacramental, since our deity is The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thats why we end all our prayers with RAMEN instead of AMEN. And as Zelda said, TFSM is a very forgiving deity, so instead of "Thou shalt not...." it's more like "I rather see you didn't..."

or even "how about doing this instead".

all members should regularly partake in a sacramental pasta dinner, so as to celebrate the gloriousness of the FSM.

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and you can't do an e-book out of the gospel, since it is a copyrighted item if I remember correctly.

is it ? how frustrating.

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10-30-2008, 09:20 AM	#19
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	Are lamas Buddhists, pshrynk?

10-30-2008, 09:48 AM	#21
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Lamas are. Llamas tend towards pastafariansim.

10-30-2008, 10:06 AM	#23
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	After intense inner reflection (and staring at pshwynk's avatar for the last 15 minutes), I have come to realize that I have been wrong lo these many hours since I discovered the great french fry (Tuesday). I now see that that was just a secular capitalist plot instigated by McDonald's and filled with trans fats. The ultimate truth is indeed Pastafarianism just as our Queen has known all along (or at least since Wednesday). As penance I will now flagellate myself until I resemble farfalle and sprinkle my body with some nice parmigiano-reggiano.

10-30-2008, 10:21 AM	#26
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Thanks, Zelda. The linguini I was using was starting to sting a bit. Bother! Patricia, would you mind converting the gospel into an ebook, please? I'll take mine in LRF format. Thanks.

10-30-2008, 10:27 AM	#27
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	It looks interesting, VR. Point me in the direction of a text and I'll do it. Does this religion forbid the consumption of pasta? Or does pasta have a sacramental nature?

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