The One-Sentence-Post Story Thread - Page 4

Solitaire1 · 09-11-2015, 11:33 AM

"I disagree," said the second mate, "it looks like the top of a old VW Beetle."

doubleshuffle · 09-11-2015, 11:55 AM

"An old VW Beetle," the ship's officially appointed grammar nazi corrected before being unceremoniously thrown overboard, where he landed in the sauce.

eschwartz · 09-11-2015, 02:12 PM

"Sauce!" gleefully cried the young man, and jumped overboard to investigate.

Solitaire1 · 09-11-2015, 03:03 PM

To William William Williams' sorrow, the sauce turned out to be sweet and sour sauce.

eschwartz · 09-11-2015, 03:05 PM

"This is not the source of sauce," he cried.

Fat Abe · 09-11-2015, 05:58 PM

"It is but a poor imitation, made from GMO vegetables, and not the secretions of virgin plants or animals," said the Michelin chef.

Solitaire1 · 09-12-2015, 11:00 AM

William was furious, thinking "This is just wrong, sauce should not be a distillation of industrial chemicals that simulate the real thing!"

poohbear_nc · 09-12-2015, 06:13 PM

As William paddled through the spurious puddle, he felt a strong tug on his left foot, and sensed undersea nibblings.

Solitaire1 · 09-13-2015, 11:11 AM

Looking down, he noticed a large number of carp surrounding his feet.

JoHunt · 09-14-2015, 11:05 AM

"Carp!", he wondered aloud, "could the Gefilte fish under my feet be the source of the sauce?"

Solitaire1 · 09-14-2015, 11:24 AM

After checking to make sure they did not have lasers mounted on them, he spoke to the carp, saying "Can you lead me to the Source Of Sauce?"

doubleshuffle · 09-14-2015, 11:45 AM

"Wouldn't it be nice to know about that; your nasty, sweaty feet really could use some good sauce to become edible," carped the carp.

badgoodDeb · 09-15-2015, 01:35 PM

WWW carped privately about the lack of a good internet, wherewith to merely google the source of sauce, but lacking internet indeed, he carried on his search.

Solitaire1 · 09-15-2015, 01:49 PM

[paragraph end]

[Change Of Scene: The Wizard Of Sauce's Office:]

"So," The Wizard Of Sauce thought, "another one seeks me out."

eschwartz · 09-16-2015, 05:35 PM

The Wizard proceeded to barricade his office and deploy his sauciest concealment spells, in the hope of avoiding incessant disturbances.

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09-11-2015, 11:33 AM	#46
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,241 Karma: 66666666 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	"I disagree," said the second mate, "it looks like the top of a old VW Beetle."

09-11-2015, 11:55 AM	#47
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,923 Karma: 185041098 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	"An old VW Beetle," the ship's officially appointed grammar nazi corrected before being unceremoniously thrown overboard, where he landed in the sauce.

09-11-2015, 02:12 PM	#48
eschwartz Ex-Helpdesk Junkie Posts: 19,422 Karma: 85397180 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)	"Sauce!" gleefully cried the young man, and jumped overboard to investigate.

09-11-2015, 03:03 PM	#49
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,241 Karma: 66666666 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	To William William Williams' sorrow, the sauce turned out to be sweet and sour sauce.

09-11-2015, 03:05 PM	#50
eschwartz Ex-Helpdesk Junkie Posts: 19,422 Karma: 85397180 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)	"This is not the source of sauce," he cried.

09-11-2015, 05:58 PM	#51
Fat Abe Man Who Stares at Books Posts: 1,816 Karma: 10606722 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: 50th State, USA. Also, PA, NY, CA, and elsewhere. Device: All of the Above	"It is but a poor imitation, made from GMO vegetables, and not the secretions of virgin plants or animals," said the Michelin chef.

09-12-2015, 11:00 AM	#52
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,241 Karma: 66666666 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	William was furious, thinking "This is just wrong, sauce should not be a distillation of industrial chemicals that simulate the real thing!"

09-12-2015, 06:13 PM	#53
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,806 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	As William paddled through the spurious puddle, he felt a strong tug on his left foot, and sensed undersea nibblings.

09-13-2015, 11:11 AM	#54
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,241 Karma: 66666666 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	Looking down, he noticed a large number of carp surrounding his feet.

09-14-2015, 11:05 AM	#55
JoHunt I am what I am Posts: 6,625 Karma: 62235665 Join Date: Sep 2011 Device: iPad3, Voyage	"Carp!", he wondered aloud, "could the Gefilte fish under my feet be the source of the sauce?"

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09-14-2015, 11:24 AM	#56
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,241 Karma: 66666666 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	After checking to make sure they did not have lasers mounted on them, he spoke to the carp, saying "Can you lead me to the Source Of Sauce?"

09-14-2015, 11:45 AM	#57
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,923 Karma: 185041098 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	"Wouldn't it be nice to know about that; your nasty, sweaty feet really could use some good sauce to become edible," carped the carp.

09-15-2015, 01:35 PM	#58
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,501 Karma: 64095689 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	WWW carped privately about the lack of a good internet, wherewith to merely google the source of sauce, but lacking internet indeed, he carried on his search.

09-15-2015, 01:49 PM	#59
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,241 Karma: 66666666 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	[paragraph end] [Change Of Scene: The Wizard Of Sauce's Office:] "So," The Wizard Of Sauce thought, "another one seeks me out."

09-16-2015, 05:35 PM	#60
eschwartz Ex-Helpdesk Junkie Posts: 19,422 Karma: 85397180 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)	The Wizard proceeded to barricade his office and deploy his sauciest concealment spells, in the hope of avoiding incessant disturbances.