Silliness A Duck, armadillo, cat, Panda etc walk into a bar! - Page 7

jerryleejr · 07-20-2008, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

I"m so there with ya!

You and the Duck can have the VIP seats!

JJ

desertgrandma · 07-21-2008, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by jerryleejr

You and the Duck can have the VIP seats!

JJ

At least we'll have a view.......I hate not having a view.........

zelda_pinwheel · 07-21-2008, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Madam Broshkina

A Times New Roman Font walks into a bar and the bartender says "Get out, we don't serve your type here.

paaaa hahahah !!!!!

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Originally Posted by jerryleejr

Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." So the pieces of string walk out again.

They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."

So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.

Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Here, you're not a bit of string, are you?"

The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."

(Insert Collective Groan here_______)

JJ

aaaarg !!!! (hehehe !)

Taylor514ce · 07-21-2008, 09:39 AM

I'm lazy and tired this morning, so here are the punchlines only. Work out the jokes yourselves:

1. Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new boots?
2. People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
3. If the foo shits, wear it!
4. Then Thunder says, "Holy Cow, a talking dog!"

:emotifaction:

zelda_pinwheel · 07-21-2008, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I'm lazy and tired this morning, so here are the punchlines only. Work out the jokes yourselves

Q:How many Kuhnian constructionist philosophers of science does it take to change a light bulb?

A:You're still thinking in terms of 'incremental change'--what we really need is paradigm shift...we don't need a bulb with more attributes added on, we need ubiquitous luminescence.

Patricia · 07-21-2008, 09:47 AM

Do they just wait for a paradigm shift?

zelda_pinwheel · 07-21-2008, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Patricia

Do they just wait for a paradigm shift?

we're talking about ideological absolutes ; pragmatism doesn't enter into it.

Taylor514ce · 07-21-2008, 09:56 AM

A paradigm is 20 cents.

What's a metaphor? To keep cows in.

zelda_pinwheel · 07-21-2008, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

A paradigm is 20 cents.

What's a metaphor? To keep cows in.

ooh, i think i strained my groaning muscle.

jerryleejr · 07-21-2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

ooh, i think i strained my groaning muscle.

Surprised you still have one left after this thread!

JJ

zelda_pinwheel · 07-21-2008, 10:29 AM

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

jerryleejr · 07-21-2008, 10:38 AM

Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some chapstick, The clerk asked if it will be cash or charge?
The duck replies "Just put it on my Bill"

slayda · 07-21-2008, 10:38 AM

A lawyer, a doctor, and an engineer (all Christians) are arguing over whose profession is the oldest.

Doctor: Well when God took the rib from Adam to create Eve, that was the first surgery so mine is the oldest profession.

Engineer: Yeah, but before that, He created the heavens and the earth out of the chaos. That was engineering so mine is the oldest profession.

Lawyer: Yes, but just where do you think all that chaos came from?

RickyMaveety · 07-21-2008, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I'm lazy and tired this morning, so here are the punchlines only. Work out the jokes yourselves:

1. Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new boots?
2. People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
3. If the foo shits, wear it!
4. Then Thunder says, "Holy Cow, a talking dog!"

:emotifaction:

Well ... these two I know .... so when you are rested, tell the other two.

zelda_pinwheel · 07-21-2008, 10:46 AM

@ taylor's avatar : quacks, shoots and leaves, arg !!!!

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07-21-2008, 09:39 AM	#94
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	I'm lazy and tired this morning, so here are the punchlines only. Work out the jokes yourselves: 1. Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new boots? 2. People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. 3. If the foo shits, wear it! 4. Then Thunder says, "Holy Cow, a talking dog!" :emotifaction:

07-21-2008, 09:47 AM	#96
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	Do they just wait for a paradigm shift?

07-21-2008, 09:56 AM	#98
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	A paradigm is 20 cents. What's a metaphor? To keep cows in.

07-21-2008, 10:29 AM	#101
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer? The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

07-21-2008, 10:38 AM	#102
jerryleejr Koby-rific! Posts: 941 Karma: 191112 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 2' From My MacBook Pro Device: Kobo Sage,Kobo Aura One, Glo HD,PRS-T1,PRS-950, PRS 300, PRS 350	Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some chapstick, The clerk asked if it will be cash or charge? The duck replies "Just put it on my Bill"

07-21-2008, 10:38 AM	#103
slayda Retired & reading more! Posts: 2,764 Karma: 1884247 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: North Alabama, USA Device: Kindle 1, iPad Air 2, iPhone 6S+, Kobo Aura One	A lawyer, a doctor, and an engineer (all Christians) are arguing over whose profession is the oldest. Doctor: Well when God took the rib from Adam to create Eve, that was the first surgery so mine is the oldest profession. Engineer: Yeah, but before that, He created the heavens and the earth out of the chaos. That was engineering so mine is the oldest profession. Lawyer: Yes, but just where do you think all that chaos came from?

07-21-2008, 10:46 AM	#105
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	@ taylor's avatar : quacks, shoots and leaves, arg !!!!

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