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Old 03-30-2010, 02:17 PM   #1
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Have you ever accidentally become a god?

Guy writes finance book. Guy goes on Colbert. Guy finds out that he is Jesus.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010...benjamin-creme
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:28 PM   #2
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:44 PM   #3
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Old 03-30-2010, 08:54 PM   #4
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Ofcourse, I was a god(dess) at one stage of my life.

My kids thought that I invented fire..........then they grew up.

Cheers.
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:12 PM   #5
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I answered "no" because it wasn't an accident.
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Old 03-30-2010, 10:59 PM   #6
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Ofcourse, I was a god(dess) at one stage of my life.

My kids thought that I invented fire..........then they grew up.

Cheers.
Hey me too! Not only fire, but my kids thought a hug and a kiss from me solved any problem.

My youngest still does, so shussshhh, no telling.
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Old 03-31-2010, 08:34 AM   #7
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Guy writes finance book. Guy goes on Colbert. Guy finds out that he is Jesus.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010...benjamin-creme
Budda, not Jesus, but yeah.
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Old 03-31-2010, 10:34 AM   #8
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Old 03-31-2010, 10:38 AM   #9
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I answered "no" because it wasn't an accident.
me too. every time i've become a god it's been a result of conscious, deliberate actions.
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Old 03-31-2010, 10:40 AM   #10
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Old 03-31-2010, 10:46 AM   #11
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Old 03-31-2010, 10:48 AM   #12
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Old 03-31-2010, 10:48 AM   #13
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Old 03-31-2010, 07:54 PM   #14
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Old 03-31-2010, 07:56 PM   #15
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But isn't a DOG just A Dyslexic GOD anyway
the dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up all night wondering about that.
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