07-17-2018, 04:24 AM | #10126 |
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick..... |
07-17-2018, 01:36 PM | #10127 |
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Vicar of Dibley had that joke, years ago.
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07-17-2018, 04:55 PM | #10128 |
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It’s been told in this thread also.
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07-17-2018, 11:04 PM | #10129 |
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07-18-2018, 01:17 AM | #10130 |
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What's green and sticky?
... a newly-cut stick. |
07-18-2018, 04:29 AM | #10131 |
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Do you know what the white stuff in pigeon poop is?
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07-18-2018, 05:08 AM | #10132 |
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07-18-2018, 05:27 AM | #10133 |
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What's blue and wet and sticky?
... a newly-painted stick. |
07-18-2018, 06:21 AM | #10134 |
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
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07-18-2018, 08:28 AM | #10135 |
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What's brown and sticky and whistles?
... a stick. A stick doesn't whistle? Well, no, it doesn't. That was just to make sure the riddle wasn't too easy. |
07-18-2018, 08:55 AM | #10136 |
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I fear that we are stuck with stick jokes for a while.
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Last edited by Adoby; 07-18-2018 at 08:57 AM. |
07-18-2018, 09:03 AM | #10137 |
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A man comes to the doctor with a stick of celery up each nostril.
Man: '"Doctor, I'm not feeling so good!" Doc: "Perhaps you are not eating right?" Last edited by Adoby; 07-18-2018 at 09:14 AM. Reason: Changed "up each nose" to "up each nostril"... |
07-18-2018, 09:10 AM | #10138 |
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Joke read on a poster at the audiologist.
Audiologist examines the patient and asks, "Why do you have a suppository in your ear?" Patient answer, "Aha! Now I know where my hearing aid is!" Last edited by Adoby; 07-18-2018 at 09:14 AM. Reason: Changed "Ah" to "Aha"... |
07-18-2018, 01:00 PM | #10139 |
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The Vicar of Dibley may have used the stick joke (Dunno,never watched it!) but the joke had whiskers on it when my father used it at school!
Meanwhile... What Ticks on the wall? 'Ticky Paper. |
07-24-2018, 05:39 AM | #10140 |
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Two funeral homes invented a marijuana coffin. It was a joint undertaking.
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