11-08-2013, 10:37 AM | #7201 |
Close to the Edit!
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Alcohol is a marvellous thing.
It makes you see double but feel single. |
11-08-2013, 06:42 PM | #7202 |
Is that a sandwich?
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You want to know what its like to have a fourth kid? Imagine you're drowning and then someone hands you a baby.
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11-10-2013, 02:00 AM | #7203 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button & I have to get off and eat a grilled bacon cheese sandwich.
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11-11-2013, 05:50 PM | #7204 |
Is that a sandwich?
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11-11-2013, 08:01 PM | #7205 |
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11-12-2013, 09:58 AM | #7206 |
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Antiques Roadshow appraiser: "Now what we have here are two stuffed dogs produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. This is a very very rare set, indeed. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
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11-12-2013, 10:11 AM | #7207 |
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The following text message exchange happened one very cold winter morning:
"Need to go shopping. Windows frozen. What do I do?" "Pour warm water over it." "Now computer not working at all." |
11-12-2013, 12:54 PM | #7208 |
FUBAR!
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11-12-2013, 10:47 PM | #7209 |
Is that a sandwich?
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11-13-2013, 06:59 AM | #7210 |
Bah, humbug!
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Be extra careful out there, everyone. As Churchill "Churchy" LaFemme of Pogo fame reminds us, it's the week of Friday the 13th.
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11-13-2013, 08:55 PM | #7211 |
Is that a sandwich?
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11-14-2013, 11:37 PM | #7212 |
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11-15-2013, 09:13 AM | #7213 |
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On a long flight, a man's curiosity gets the best of him and he asks the person across the aisle if his dog is some sort of assistance animal.
The person replies that he works for the TSA and the dog is a trained "sniffer" for the airlines. To demonstrate, the person turns to the dog and says, "Search." The dog goes off down the aisle, stops next to one passenger, comes back and places his right paw on the the person's lap. "What does that mean?" the man asks. "Heroin smuggler," the person says and notes the passenger. He sends the dog off again and the dog returns and holds out his left paw. "What does that mean?" "Cocaine," the person says and notes the passenger. He sends the dog off again. This time the dog comes back and urinates all over the floor. "Does that mean anything?" the man asks. "Yeah," the person replies nervously. "He's found a bomb." |
11-15-2013, 10:00 AM | #7214 |
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Long time Lurker, first time poster (be gentle.....)
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?
Apparently the flag is a big plus. |
11-15-2013, 01:15 PM | #7215 |
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