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10-07-2012, 07:12 AM | #5432 |
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Ladies, when a man says he will fix something, he will.
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10-07-2012, 08:33 AM | #5433 |
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10-07-2012, 12:55 PM | #5434 |
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10-07-2012, 01:18 PM | #5435 |
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Ah!
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, his last number comes and God asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: Make 'em all ugly again. |
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10-07-2012, 05:18 PM | #5437 |
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But I feel confident that if the police ever get to the thief, they will give him the works. He will be dragged from his office and put in prison, where he will be constantly on the lookout for an escape. If he succeed in escaping, I'm sure he'll paint the town red
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10-07-2012, 05:21 PM | #5438 |
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Maybe he's too ugly to get to hell? We all know that the bible is about loving each other, regardless of looks and other superficial qualities, and that God loves us all, but it doesn't say anything about the preferences of Satan
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10-07-2012, 05:40 PM | #5439 |
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so composers can also be decomposed?
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10-07-2012, 10:47 PM | #5440 |
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10-08-2012, 12:55 AM | #5442 |
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I had a teacher once that I'm pretty sure was a degrader.
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10-08-2012, 01:14 AM | #5443 |
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And a filer [i.e. server] can be
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It surely is a genuine advantage ;-)
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