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Old 08-14-2008, 11:26 AM   #46
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41. The courtroom. You have to have a book to throw at people.
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Old 08-14-2008, 11:43 AM   #48
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I think it was a tennis court! Except for Marc, then it was a kangaroo court.
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Old 08-14-2008, 11:47 AM   #49
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:26 PM   #50
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:31 PM   #51
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44. Use them to provide the orbital counterbalance for your space elevator. (You may need more than one, unless your counterbalance is really, really long.)
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:38 PM   #52
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45. Use them to actually read
46. Use them to get the ISBN number from so you can then go and complain why aren't these books eBooks?
47. Use them to put un a big pile and say that your to read pile is just too big
48. Put them in your bookcases so you can justify having so many bookcases
49. Read them when you are on a plane and you are on takeoff or landing since you have to turn off your eBook reader but you have to also have the same books as eBooks so you can continue on your reader
50. Put all kinds of incorrect highlights/notes in textbooks and sell them next year to kids who will get all the wrong answers
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:39 PM   #53
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44. Use them to provide the orbital counterbalance for your space elevator. (You may need more than one, unless your counterbalance is really, really long.)
I want to ride a space elevator, but I'm always getting stuck in elevators everywhere. I don't think the Amos guy will be so quick to come rescue me at the edge of the atmosphre.

It's fun to watch newbies in their first elevator breakdown!
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:40 PM   #54
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45. Use them to actually read
46. Use them to get the ISBN number from so you can then go and complain why aren't these books eBooks?
47. Use them to put un a big pile and say that your to read pile is just too big
48. Put them in your bookcases so you can justify having so many bookcases
49. Read them when you are on a plane and you are on takeoff or landing since you have to turn off your eBook reader but you have to also have the same books as eBooks so you can continue on your reader
50. Put all kinds of incorrect highlights/notes in textbooks and sell them next year to kids who will get all the wrong answers
Sorry, 45 and 48. are repeats .... see earlier....30 & 36
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:57 PM   #56
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Old 08-14-2008, 01:11 PM   #57
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56. Soak up unexpected flash flood water. (Can be an effective filter of toxic runoff.)
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